When I Mean My Inbox Is Open Im Pretty Sure Its Just Submissions, My Asks Arent Woorking, Sorry, You

okay but like, ralph acting like a dog probaly

*Y/N being out to the grocery store for 20 minutes*

y/n: *arrives back home*

Ralph: *technically runs up* "ralph has missed human- has human missed ralph- human was out too long- ralph been worried-"

Its midnight where I live and I've come to tell u to include luke castellan in ur percy jackson memes u cowards

-that one bitch who falls for every tragic heartfelt villain possible and proceeds to pretend their not dead

"do not fear the dead harry fear the living and those who live without love"

-Dumbledore "from whatever harry potter movie its from

FOR PEOPLE TRYING TO WATCH THE MANDALORIAN VIA PIRATING

SERIOUSLY READ THIS 

disney is heavily monitoring pirating, probably partially cause they’re just disney and cause the show is so new

people have been getting notices from their isps that they have infringed copyright by illegally streaming or downloading content without permission from the owner. they had the file name and date and time and everything of the downloads. 

i BEG you to BE FUCKING CAREFUL. use tor, use onion browser, use a FUCKING VPN but BE AWARE THAT THIS IS HAPPENING. 

im not going to tell you to stop, because. you can glean from this post how i know this is happening, but i do urge you to password share when you can because it’s infinitely safer and also a way to protest against disney for their greed. 

BE AWARE. PLEASE STAY SAFE. AND REBLOG THIS FUCKING POST TO LET OTHER PEOPLE KNOW.

A COMPROMISE

100 Thousand Reblogs and I will let Dark and Wilford live.

Anything less and they’re dead FOREVER.

oh look more dlamp

Whoops.

Summary: thomas is having a break day, much to logans despair, means he just sits around and eats chips and watches funny videos, which means its the sides day too.

warnings: stupid roman, sympathetic deceit, fluff

platonic or romantic dlamp

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Last time Roman had an idea to do on chill day, he broke a few lights. He summoned a bouncy-house in the mind palace, Which when he jumped on it, broke the chandelier in the living room. They took turns having ideas, today was Patton's. Everyone loved when Patton chose. The day consisted of warm cookies, cuddles, and disney movies in the evening. Fluffy pancakes in the morning with berries and a glass of milk, Orange juice for Roman, he's lactose intolerant.

And by dinner time they might aswell be at a 5-star resturant, Patton literally cooks gourmet, it leaves Logan speachless, and that's why its gourmet.

He also makes dessert occasionally. Hot cocoa with fluffy marshmallows, a slice of cake or cookies, and a candy of choice. Logan tends to skip the candy. He cant focus when he eats it. Everybody wonders how Dee stays skinny, he technically always has alot of dessert. He usually gets so much sour candy that his mouth starts to bleed.

It concerns Patton greatly most times. But today, the sides were sitting on the couch as Patton made breakfast. Dee was stretched out on the couch, in a snake onsie, laying across Roman, Logan And Virgil's laps.

Hes basically a 6''2 walking pet snake. He'll hiss at you if you man handle him too much, depends on his mood though. Some days you could literally lift him up and spin him around and other days its safer to not touch him or he might bite you. One day the sides caught him with half a dead mouse in his mouth. Ew. He has a large standup lamp in the corner of the room. He acctually needs a heat lamp.

As for the other three, Roman is wearing a disney onsie. Virgil is wearing a nightmare before christmas hoodie with shorts, and Logan is wearing his unicorn neck tie mix.

As Patton called out that breakfast was ready, the living room went from serenity to chaos is a span of 00.2 seconds. Playfully shove fighting their way to the kitchen, which Dee made it into first (he hissed at everyone til they moved). Virgil was always last cause he didnt feel like being in the Chaos. Roman made it second, Logan was third.

Dee technically threw himself into his seat. Roman right behind. Logan casually sitting down, and Virgil tiredly walking over and plopping down.

"You kiddos got in here fast!" Patton cheerfully responded, setting their plates down in front of them.

They nodded, Well Patton giggled at his silly boys. Dee ended up hissing at Roman for trying to get the maple syrup first, causing Roman to back the heck up. Dee is very possesive of his food, Its a snake instinct. He literally just put some maple syrup on his pancakes then he was completely chill with you taking the syrup. Dee is mainly adorable, but he is a fiesty boi. They quickly ate, And Roman wanted disney movies, specifically the lion king. both lion kings. All the hecking lion kings.

Also Dee will only watch the lion king or the nightmare before christmas. He's stubborn. Virgil was wiping crumbs off his legs, Roman was ignoring the syrup all over his mouth, and Logan was fixing his tie and getting crumbs off it.

Roman ended up crying again at the lion king, he does it everytime. Which earned him Dad cuddles. Dee was curled up in a ball On Logan AND Virgil. He's 6''2 he a big boi even curled up. Hissing happily as Logan played with his hair. Virgil literally just pets him. Patton brought out hot cocoa and they were right on it. Dee kept hissing at his to cool it down, Virgil has no soul according to himself so he attempted to chug it but burnt his tongue. Logan blew on it like a normal person. And Roman chugged it, ignored it and became a ball of energy.

Then he broke another chandelier.

i just joined what the frickle is up? :3 hello!

God I was REALLY fucking hoping I’d be able to avoid having to make this post but here I am.  If you guys remember my last crowdfunding post, I needed help paying my upcoming electric bill bc my job search (which has been ongoing since before my move) has so far turned up nothing.  I really don’t want to make this too long but basically, I’ve been looking for a job for three plus months and despite so many applications and some interviews here and there, I’ve had absolutely no luck.  The money that I managed to raise/save up last year before my move in December was enough to cover three months and when March comes, I will need $600 for the rent.  I have no job currently and no alternative streams of income so in order to keep from becoming homeless again I really need your help.

This area of the U.S. has scant if any renters’ protection laws so I have pretty much zero wiggle room in terms of time frame and it’s very important that this goal is met before March 7th.  It’s also the absolute dead of winter and it just keep getting colder so I losing my apartment in this weather is the absolute last thing I need.  My car isn’t in this state currently so I don’t even have that to sleep in and even if I did, in this weather is would 100% kill me. I don’t talk about it often on here because I’m so glad to be past it now but my housing crisis last year was literally one of the most stressful and harrowing periods of my very young life!  I hate thinking about it and I still live in terror of ever experiencing that again.  It had a seriously negative effect on my physical and mental health and I would be beyond appreciative if I could have y’all’s help in keeping me out of another situation like that.

I’m collecting enough for two months so I can have a little peace of mind while I keep searching for a job.  If everyone who follows me donated just $1 I would have more than enough to stay safe and housing secure for a very long time so please consider donating!  If you can’t donate for any reason, you’re being just as helpful by reblogging this post!

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