100 Thousand Reblogs and I will let Dark and Wilford live.
Anything less and they’re dead FOREVER.
my favorite is deceit if anyone cared.
because i love snakes and characters that half the fandom finds more evil then stepping on a lego and then the other half is like "aw yiss look at my baby boi"
ive known sander sides for like, ever
but when naming what i write it slipped from my mind
it gets its own post now.
good for it.
again, i write anything, and im experiencing writers block a bit, so im trying to do some warm-up stories and see if that spikes my creativity to gET OUT OF ITS HECKING ROOM- before i do this one story that literally had such a specifient prompt and i feel like it i get anything wrong i will burn in hell for it, and also i have no insporation for it
welcome to me trying to write crossovers.
all characters welcome, yes. including Emile and Remy
and all ships
i cant choose a f a v o r i t e- there all so g o o d-
X READERS TOO-
I play saxophone and their name is baby
ill go first, i play violin and her name is sardine
i just joined what the frickle is up? :3 hello!
yes i is gay
and i write the gay
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
the last 3 times were ur fault- stop trying to fuck me over the table-
i bROKE A VASE sHIIIAAATT
Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?
Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!
The United States Government:
(Watch how many people don’t get this.)
Ralph: "ralph wasnt aware what he was doing was murder"
Kara: "ralph you slit his throat like 5 times! how do you even do that!?"
Ralph: "ralph thought that was strawberry jelly"
my first attempt to get over writers block, not a request.
Platonic dlamp
Summary: Deceit wakes up from a nightmare at 6 in the morning and accidently wakes up all the sides well trying to make cocoa.
its been so long the last sander sides fanfic i wrote was on wattpad
[Warning: angst, Sympathetic deceit]
He couldnt remember much, but he woke up panicked. The sky had only just started lightening. clutching his chest with his hand, he got up. His breath was quick, he had gotten up quickly, nearly springing out of bed, which caused him to get dizzy. Clutching onto his desk, he managed to get to the door. he glanced over at his clock as he noticed it was six in the morning,
Hissing under his breath, he walked out. None of the other sides were up right now, so he should be fine.
He was in a black shirt with some black sweatpants with high lighter yellow snakes on them, aswell as his shirt having a highlighter yellow snake on the back and front, it wouldnt be too hard to notice him going down the stairs if you walked out at that very moment. He stumbled down the stairs, his vision still attempting to focus.
He tripped a bit which caused a small thump, he froze in his tracks, hoping he didnt wake any of the sides, Patton was an light sleeper, very quick to wake up. but he didnt, to deceits relief.
He could hear the crickets from outsides as he got down to the living room. The mind palace just looked exactly like thomas's house until you saw all the multiple rooms on the second floor. Still shooken up from the nightmare, he shakily made his way to the kitchen. Finding his way to the fridge in the dark.
He opened it and nearly blinded himself. Bright light leaking from the lightbulb at the top to fill the fridge.
After he got over the fridge light in his eyes, which might aswell been a flashbang at this time of morning for him, whos been wandering in the dark for like, the past 20 minutes. he scanned the fridge, getting milk out, he noticed red leaking from the side of one of the shelves, the ketchup had got a hole and leaked, Probaly from patton dropping it yesterday night at dinnner. Getting ketchup all over his hands. and suddenly, the nightmare came back to him.
Blood, suddenly clung to his hands. It dripped from a cut on the side of his face. Laughing, he could hear laughing, it was dark. But he seemed to light up the dark landscape. he couldnt speak, or move. they just kept laughing at him.
He jolted back, slightly gasping. Fighting the urge to let tears run down his face and cry in the kitchen, but it had an extremley bad echo. god knows patton will wake with a start. he didnt wanna wake them up at this time, thatd be a crime. he'd had reoccuring dreams like this ever since he left the 'dark sides' it was a burden, some type of cruel punishment for leaving. being in a place he shouldnt be.
He pushed it off, shaking. Going to go get the instant hot cocoa mix from the top of the microwave. It was in a small box they used for popcorn too. he usually hummed to calm himself down but it would echo.Setting the hot chocolate mix down by the milk, he went to go get a cup from the cabinet.
One fell out when he opened the cabinet. Landing on the edge of the count then rolling off, Shattering.
The sound echoed throughout the mind palace. and no later then a minute did he hear patton rushing down the stairs to see what was wrong. he looked concerned, his hoodie to his cat onsie had fell off his head well he was sprinting down the stairs. deceit felt bad, he didnt want to wake anyone up, and patton of all of them.
"Shucks kiddo what happened?" His voice had a panicked tone too it.
Deceit just couldnt bring himself to own up to his purpose in this exact moment.
"i dropped it, i didnt wanna wake you up!-"
"oh Dee you look like youve been crying! what happened?" if anything was a concerned father, this was it.
And suddenly the whole world crashed around him. He collasped into patton, hugging him tightly. Crying, sobbing nearly. The warmth of Patton's embrace was comforting too him, almost like he was sitting near a cozy fireplace. He cried until he generally was choking and coughing on his own tears. Patton giving him a pat on the back.
All the crying awoke Logan first, then roman, then virgil. All coming down the stairs to see Deceit crying into pattons shoulder.
Quickly rushing over to provide more cuddles. he was technically engulfed into warmth as he got alot of cuddles from alot of concerned boyo. Patton invited them to sit on the couch and watch the lion king until Dee calmed down. Which everyone agreed to, and also a very suddenly excited roman. So they all sat down on the couch and Cuddled around Dee. Who patton was proud was in his snake pajamas he bought him for christmas.
They continued to cuddle and such till the movie was over, but by the time the movie was over, they were all asleep.
My Friend: "i have like 172 things in my inbox, and like, 28 drafts, how many do you have"
Me: "i have one thing in my inbox and four drafts, literally two of the things in my drafts are unfinished fanfictions"
My friend: "ugh your so lucky, i have so much work to do"
Me, needs attention 99.9% of the time,has no idea how my girlfriend tolerates me: "yep"