Preferably you were over 18 or don't get affected by blood and gore, or non-consentual topics, or any graphic material.
I'd like someone familiar with horror and who is good at giving criticism. Not hate, criticism.
That's really all, I don't know how to be professional dudes-
since i dont have anything to do since its summer, feel free to spam that inbox! most fanfics should be done in about 45 minutes to an hour and a half depending on how i play out the plot you give me, plus, im all out of fanfic ideas,
characters i can do:
connor
kara
markus
ralph
hank
jerry(s)
simon
gavin
basically all other characters besides north, alice, josh, and carl
i do ships too! like, all of them, x readers, you name it, yes. smut included if you ask. also, i dont hate any ships! i will write anything, even if i dont ship it myself. just give me a plot, characters, and smut or fluff and i can try, i assure you im trying my best though
My Friend: "i have like 172 things in my inbox, and like, 28 drafts, how many do you have"
Me: "i have one thing in my inbox and four drafts, literally two of the things in my drafts are unfinished fanfictions"
My friend: "ugh your so lucky, i have so much work to do"
Me, needs attention 99.9% of the time,has no idea how my girlfriend tolerates me: "yep"
Virgil: "hey i bet you cant eat this diablo sauce from taco bell on anything"
Deceit: *deadpan takes it from him and rips it open and just pours it in his mouth*
Virgil: "its confirmed your an acctual demon" *horrifed*
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Bonus:
Deceit: *walks off and into room*
Deceit: *screams into a pillow.*
Don’t fuck with me man I’ll shove a drumstick up your ass!
MD to saxophonist
my first attempt to get over writers block, not a request.
Platonic dlamp
Summary: Deceit wakes up from a nightmare at 6 in the morning and accidently wakes up all the sides well trying to make cocoa.
its been so long the last sander sides fanfic i wrote was on wattpad
[Warning: angst, Sympathetic deceit]
He couldnt remember much, but he woke up panicked. The sky had only just started lightening. clutching his chest with his hand, he got up. His breath was quick, he had gotten up quickly, nearly springing out of bed, which caused him to get dizzy. Clutching onto his desk, he managed to get to the door. he glanced over at his clock as he noticed it was six in the morning,
Hissing under his breath, he walked out. None of the other sides were up right now, so he should be fine.
He was in a black shirt with some black sweatpants with high lighter yellow snakes on them, aswell as his shirt having a highlighter yellow snake on the back and front, it wouldnt be too hard to notice him going down the stairs if you walked out at that very moment. He stumbled down the stairs, his vision still attempting to focus.
He tripped a bit which caused a small thump, he froze in his tracks, hoping he didnt wake any of the sides, Patton was an light sleeper, very quick to wake up. but he didnt, to deceits relief.
He could hear the crickets from outsides as he got down to the living room. The mind palace just looked exactly like thomas's house until you saw all the multiple rooms on the second floor. Still shooken up from the nightmare, he shakily made his way to the kitchen. Finding his way to the fridge in the dark.
He opened it and nearly blinded himself. Bright light leaking from the lightbulb at the top to fill the fridge.
After he got over the fridge light in his eyes, which might aswell been a flashbang at this time of morning for him, whos been wandering in the dark for like, the past 20 minutes. he scanned the fridge, getting milk out, he noticed red leaking from the side of one of the shelves, the ketchup had got a hole and leaked, Probaly from patton dropping it yesterday night at dinnner. Getting ketchup all over his hands. and suddenly, the nightmare came back to him.
Blood, suddenly clung to his hands. It dripped from a cut on the side of his face. Laughing, he could hear laughing, it was dark. But he seemed to light up the dark landscape. he couldnt speak, or move. they just kept laughing at him.
He jolted back, slightly gasping. Fighting the urge to let tears run down his face and cry in the kitchen, but it had an extremley bad echo. god knows patton will wake with a start. he didnt wanna wake them up at this time, thatd be a crime. he'd had reoccuring dreams like this ever since he left the 'dark sides' it was a burden, some type of cruel punishment for leaving. being in a place he shouldnt be.
He pushed it off, shaking. Going to go get the instant hot cocoa mix from the top of the microwave. It was in a small box they used for popcorn too. he usually hummed to calm himself down but it would echo.Setting the hot chocolate mix down by the milk, he went to go get a cup from the cabinet.
One fell out when he opened the cabinet. Landing on the edge of the count then rolling off, Shattering.
The sound echoed throughout the mind palace. and no later then a minute did he hear patton rushing down the stairs to see what was wrong. he looked concerned, his hoodie to his cat onsie had fell off his head well he was sprinting down the stairs. deceit felt bad, he didnt want to wake anyone up, and patton of all of them.
"Shucks kiddo what happened?" His voice had a panicked tone too it.
Deceit just couldnt bring himself to own up to his purpose in this exact moment.
"i dropped it, i didnt wanna wake you up!-"
"oh Dee you look like youve been crying! what happened?" if anything was a concerned father, this was it.
And suddenly the whole world crashed around him. He collasped into patton, hugging him tightly. Crying, sobbing nearly. The warmth of Patton's embrace was comforting too him, almost like he was sitting near a cozy fireplace. He cried until he generally was choking and coughing on his own tears. Patton giving him a pat on the back.
All the crying awoke Logan first, then roman, then virgil. All coming down the stairs to see Deceit crying into pattons shoulder.
Quickly rushing over to provide more cuddles. he was technically engulfed into warmth as he got alot of cuddles from alot of concerned boyo. Patton invited them to sit on the couch and watch the lion king until Dee calmed down. Which everyone agreed to, and also a very suddenly excited roman. So they all sat down on the couch and Cuddled around Dee. Who patton was proud was in his snake pajamas he bought him for christmas.
They continued to cuddle and such till the movie was over, but by the time the movie was over, they were all asleep.
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Pairing: Gavin Reed x FTM Trans Reader
this was a request- i forgot there name already im so sorry- it was something about lance- ill put it in the notes later-
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I Sat alone, in the living room. I had been thinking for weeks, i had gotten surgery a week ago. I hadnt gotten top surgery yet, maybe a could hide it until i got top surgerery. Yeah ill hide it tl then. i didnt know how gavin would react, i didnt even tell him was getting surgery. he just thought i was playing hard to get. i let him think that. i was too nervous.
I was too scared to tell him, i couldnt risk anything yet. i plopped down onto the couch, face first. sighing.
The door knob began to jiggle as i heard someone unlocking it, most likley gavin, i began to panic, i did not have pants on, in an attempt to be comfortable. i ran to the bedroom, quickly getting some skinny jeans on. cursing at myself.
"Hey Darling, guess whos home?"
"oh! hey gavin honey!
"you sound on edge? whats wrong?"
"nothing, honey"
i wanted to cry, break down and sob into his shoulder and talk about how nervous and scared i was. but i couldnt. i couldnt bring myself to it. i had no courage. Im so scared. I had to hold myself back from breaking down. walking down back into the living room. he was in the kitchen so i just waited in the living room, maybe i should tell him. stop being a coward.
but he walked out from the kitchen, sippng his coffee. and all that confidence disappeared.
I couldnt do it, he'd hate me. i dont even know how he'd react but i know itd be bad. so i kept quiet some more. i couldnt, just couldnt, the way he looked at me, a soft smirk on his face or a sincere smile. i was afraid to lose him. i was afraid to lose that special relatonship, being known as the person who could make him sincerely smile and no one else can.
"wanna coffee?"
"gavin, you know im attempting to diet right?"
"oh whats a little coffee gonna be?"
"alot of health problems"
"not really darling"
"yes really, hon"
He snickered, god i loved him. yet im too much of a coward to even tell him something that could affect our relationship. He went to sit next to me. Smiling at me. and i broke. i began to cry, cuddling up to him, he wrapped his arms around me. rubbing circles in my back. he may be an asshole sometimes. but hes caring, really.
"Whats wrong, darling?"
"Im so sorry, im so sorry, im so so sorry gavin"
"what are you sorry about?"
"Im sorry i shouldve told you when i first did it, im trans, gavin, i got surgery last week."
"oh, darling..why didnt you tell me sooner?"
"..i thought you would hate me.."
"i could never hate you, sure i may be an asshole sometimes, but i could never hate you."
"i love you, gavin.."
"I love you too, Y/N"
and with that, we passed over the subject quite quickly. getting over it. after like, 20 minutes. we cuddled up into a blanket and watched cheesy cop movies from 7-10 years ago. all night. fluffy blankets huddled around us and coffee on the side table along with rings from not having coasters, we cuddled until we fell asleep.
Pairing: Simon x Markus
Warnings: None
so ive learned the tumblr writing style, i cant just write like i do on Ao3, also hey mORE SIMON AND MARKUS CAUSE HAVE AN ISSUE, also FLUFFFY AS HECK
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It was a winter day, snow poured from the blue detroit sky. Simon and Markus sat in the living room, along with Josh, who was in the recliner. Simon and Markus sat on the couch. Blankets were pooled around every single one of them. They didnt need them, really. But they found them cozy for movie watching.
The Movie was a newer movie, It had just come out last week ago. Simon had wanted to see it.
Simon was huddled up against the arm of the couch, Markus was basically slouched down, covered in blankets. The Smell of Cinnamon candles drifted through every room in the apartment. They had picked up the movie in canada well visiting josh. Who, since it was a teachers weekend and he had graded all the papers in class, decided to visit.
the windows were frosted over, small frozen dots clinging onto the window from when it was raining.
Markus and simon had been movng closer to eachother without noticing the whole entire movie, after it was over they might aswell have been cuddling. They noticed as there shoulders touched that they had been doing that. Simon quckly apoligized, going to move off, before markus gripped his arm.
"No."
"M-Markus? what do you mean, no?"
"Im comfortable, dont move off, please."
Simon stopped moving slowly, settlimg back down. Markus let go of his arm so he could get comfortable, Simon's cheeks were tinted a shade of blue, Which markus took note of. Simon sat there, a blushing mess. He had so many things he wanted to say to Markus in this moment but felt he couldnt. He didnt wanna ruin his relationship with markus over some silly crush.
Simon hadnt noticed how close they were throughtout all his rambling to himself in his head. Not until Markus leaned over, their lips meeting in a kiss. Simon's cheeks turned a darker shade of blue then they were, but their lips moved in sinc, they didnt pull away until Josh interupted.
"Hey guys, not to be rude, but im still here"
"A-Ah, we forgot-"
Simon was cut off by markus.
"We know."
Markus had a small smirk on his face, Simon was too flustered to say anything. Josh was laughing slightly. Blankets had fallen to the floor as everyone moved around.
"I love you, Simon."
"i love you too..markus".
Its midnight where I live and I've come to tell u to include luke castellan in ur percy jackson memes u cowards
-that one bitch who falls for every tragic heartfelt villain possible and proceeds to pretend their not dead