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I WANT TO READ ALL THE BOOKS, STUDY ALL THE LANGUAGES, ADMIRE ALL THE ART... BUT I AM JUST SO TIRED!!!
your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."
“How’s life?”
Me:
they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now
Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"
"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning
*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke
im sorry i was so weird the other night. thats how i am every night
god forbid a girl is bisexual and fucking insane
one piece saved my life man
god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
me at work thinking I look nonchalant and approachable
Damn son. . .
oh my god?
Also, love this show and all it stores. Can't wait for more. ..
Jesus if kids only knew . .
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
Was no one gonna tell me that the RWBY Vol 8 soundtrack dropped or was I just gonna have to find out through a simp post about Casey Lee Williams' voice?? ?
I was missing them and couldn't sleep. So have this 🤲
The conspiracy of the moon landing was brought up. . .
Simmons gets very into her logic...
Skyes ultimate Hype girl- she started the conversation to mess with the geek squad.
Fitz is suprised by the language used.
Trip is scared for his life...
Hunter just wanted to know if anyone wanted pizza for dinner. .
And Bobbi is cursing out May who said to get them for dinner conversation, is also sorta impressed with Simmons.
Would you trust me from my kin list?
Kelsey: as your best friend-
Happy: Casey's my best friend.
Kelsey:
Happy:
Kelsey: As YOur BeST FrIeND-
Emma: don't fratanize with the creature I'm still training it.
Emma's Mom; it's a dog Emma.
Emma: Yeah, I was talking to him.
Hear me out. . . Yelena Belova and Kate Bishop romantic tension in Hawkeye. Their personalities! Their predisesors! I don't know what I'm saying but I ship it okay. . .
[The group talking about Emma]
Mary; she's beauty!
Happy; She's grace!
Casey; She punched me in the fucking face!-