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H sa n

Do I win?

(uwu a great find)

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….gl-n-h-hd.

thats literally it..

Arcane Textposts

do you have any poolverine fanfic rec's?!'

I do indeed!

Every Single Other Universe

only fools rush in (can't help falling)

where soul meets body

tell your baby that i'm your baby

go tell your girlfriend (that i'm your boyfriend)

the bucket list

Save Me

Oh God, i think im fallin'

electrochemistry

Poolverine and Prejudice

And they were roommates.

Oh my god they were rOOmAtEs.

fuck it, arcane edit to hadestown (don’t judge too hard, I edit on my phone)

Reblogging for the sheer fury Anakin would rant to the clones about as Obi-Wan dies of laughter in the background

TCW season 7 hopes:

- Rex starts a union and the clones go on strike. They get picket signs and catchy chants and everything

- literally everyone knows about Anakin and Padme but they let him continue sneaking around and making dumb excuses because it's just so entertaining

- Maul returns as a ghost to haunt Obi-Wan, but Obi doesn't even notice and Maul is angy

-Ahsoka breaks Bariss Offee out of prison and they work together as vigilantes

- Wrecker adopts a stray animal and yeets anyone who tells him he can't keep it

- Bad Batch in every episode. And I mean EVERY. EPISODE.

- Someone finds out about order 66 and all the Jedi just...leave the Jedi order a day before Palps gives the command and the clones have no idea what to do because technically they aren't Jedi anymore

- Delta squad cameos. Give me Scorch being silly and Sev being annoyed with him or give me death.

- Padme is hormonal and cranky and everyone is absolutely TERRIFIED of her

- all the galaxy seems to think Clovis is the father and Anakin, unable to prove them wrong, is just *pulls out hair while silent screaming*

- Palpatine gets so annoyed that nobody ever seems to know the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise that he publishes it and it becomes a best seller

okay look hear me out. i watched frozen last night. soapghost frozen au

when logan and wade fall (from heaven to save us) onto the kia, he knows it's a kia

how many cars has he fucked in that he knows what that feels like?

is that why he's a....used car....salesman?

after all, if you only take it for a test drive, you don't take it home

he's the worst salesman

....

"the problem might be that you're reaching a little too high. aim for the middle and you'll never miss"

he went for the WORST logan

the very worst used car. the honda odyssey of logans.

he broke that car in, so he took it home.

....

if logan is the odyssey, the kia where we discussed 2.5 kids and a picket fence is social expectations, Disney's expectations for a love story and family movie. aka compulsive heterosexuality

the kia is no longer viable

Or, in some cases, all of the above

one does not simply become a queer fan of tolkien without fixating on aragorn/legolas, samwise/frodo, gimli/legolas, or thorin/bilbo… it is folly.

The chaos. The accurate cannon content.

Bilbo: Hello people, who don't live here.

Kili: hello.

Fili: hi there.

Bofur: what the fuck is poppin!

Dwalin: WE ARE OUT OF DORITOS

Balin: WHO HAS THE KEY

Nori: WE LOST THE KEY!

Thorin, dramatically staring in the distance: don't speak to me of loss.

Gloin, balancing some plates: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE SUPPOSED TO GO

Oin, throwing the plates at Gloin: I DON'T KNOW

Bombur: [confused blinking]

Dwalin: WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DORITOS

Dori: TRY LOOKING UP YOUR ASS

Bilbo, sipping his tea: hmhm.