Or, in some cases, all of the above
one does not simply become a queer fan of tolkien without fixating on aragorn/legolas, samwise/frodo, gimli/legolas, or thorin/bilbo… it is folly.
And they were roommates.
Oh my god they were rOOmAtEs.
Can someone do a fanfic (or multiple) where Wolffe finds Plo. And just. The cuteness that would bring. Please.
*clears throat* so what the fuck happened
Summer's coming y'all!
Rex- Those awkward last three days of school where you don't bring anything with you so you just wander around empty handed Echo- Writing in peoples yearbooks cute little messages like "omg you are so cute" and "ilysm <3", even though 98% of the time you don't mean it because you don't like or even know half of these people Fives- Writing the ultimate "My Summer Plans" somewhere and bragging about that weekend vacation to the lake your dad is taking you on in July. Jesse- Crying because you won't see your bestie for like 2 days when everyone is saying goodbye the last few minutes of the school year. You guys practically live together calm down brittany. Kix- Wearing the kickoff of your summer wardrobe to school the last week so everyone will know how HOT you will be poolside this year Tup- Some schools do an end of the year survey, and I love being able to use this opportunity to anonymously tell certain admins that they suck Dogma- Walking into empty classrooms because half of your classmates skipped but your mom wouldn't let you. Hardcase- helping the teacher take down all of the posters and playing with the little sticky tabs that you take off the back Coric- Spending an entire class period hanging out in the gym or hall because there is really nothing to do. Bly- Watching the end of the year breakups like a fireworks show, and guessing if the couple will be back together by next year or dating someone else. 99- That amazing feeling of just dumping everything in your locker and desk into the garbage/recycling when you clean everything out Cody- Actually getting to relax and talk to your teachers like a normal human being. Waxer/Boil- Field Day. Just a complete and utter waste of a sunny day pretending to do Gym stuff when in reality the only reason you are doing it is to enjoy the 5 cent Popsicle they give out at the end Wolffe- Showing up 3 hours late the entire month of May with a Starbucks in hand every morning. Boost/Sinker- Finally not giving a shit because your grades are all passing anyways and just quickly finishing all of your finals so you can shit around Hunter- Walking right into the classroom, lying your head on the desk, and putting your headphones in-every class- for the entire school day Wrecker- experiencing the "senior prank" of the year. Tech- TURNING IN THOSE HEAVY ASS OUTDATED TEXTBOOKS YOU ONLY USED TWICE THE ENTIRE YEAR, EVEN THOUGH YOUR TEACHER INSISTED YOU NEEDED THEM EVERY DAMN DAY. Crosshair- wildly hating the teacher that makes you work up until the last day of school. 9 out of 10 times this is an Algebra teacher. Omega- School selfies with friends, teachers Howzer- Enjoying the "senior walk" of your local high school as the 12th graders leave on their last day and you get to cut class early to go and wave at them Fox- LOL don't worry you will be back, you landed in summer school. Gregor- Fun field trip for certain grades for the last week of school that are a tradition for the school (amusement parks, a special picnic)
Tell me this was not how tony stark adopted Peter Parker.
super late but here’s a very specific ship dynamic i’ve been obssessed with recently
when logan and wade fall (from heaven to save us) onto the kia, he knows it's a kia
how many cars has he fucked in that he knows what that feels like?
is that why he's a....used car....salesman?
after all, if you only take it for a test drive, you don't take it home
he's the worst salesman
....
"the problem might be that you're reaching a little too high. aim for the middle and you'll never miss"
he went for the WORST logan
the very worst used car. the honda odyssey of logans.
he broke that car in, so he took it home.
....
if logan is the odyssey, the kia where we discussed 2.5 kids and a picket fence is social expectations, Disney's expectations for a love story and family movie. aka compulsive heterosexuality
the kia is no longer viable
Steve: the secret to keeping your hoodies? Buy your boyfriend the same one.
Bucky, putting on both hoodies: you fool. You idiot.
I’m a nice person!!!
I don’t deserve to be mistaken as straight.
do you have any poolverine fanfic rec's?!'
I do indeed!
Every Single Other Universe
only fools rush in (can't help falling)
where soul meets body
tell your baby that i'm your baby
go tell your girlfriend (that i'm your boyfriend)
the bucket list
Save Me
Oh God, i think im fallin'
electrochemistry
Poolverine and Prejudice
YASSSS
There is something more tragic. Promising yourself you can stay up until 1 AM reading fanfics only for Ao3 to be down.
There is literally nothing more tragic than promising yourself that you’ll go to bed only to stay up until 1 in the morning on Ao3.
Go check out my fic btw
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Cordilla_Ann/works