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Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Imagine you're in a car with your brother and you keep telling him "slow down, you're going too fast" and he insists "I've got it under control!" And then he hits someone and you get out of the car and find out it's your sister. Your brother goes crazy from guilt and starts running over people left and right until you have to kill him to make sure no one else dies. Then years later he comes back to life and his boyfriend reveals oh guess what fuckhead. The reason he had to drive recklessly everywhere? Because he gave his legs to you in a secret operation you didnt know about. That's mdzs from Jiang Cheng's pov

"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

Ive seen a number of posts lately about how Xie Lian is internally harsh and everyone is protected from his judgement purely bc xl is so polite, and its really making me want to write a one shot where like for 24 hours he's cursed to speak his mind no filter. Like the movie Liar Liar. And everyone just gets their shit wrecked for a full day except Hua Cheng who gets incredibly validated by all the compliments lmao.

Even better if theyre ALL CURSED. Omg.

If its been done someone point me to the fic.

old woman yuri for the soul

it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY

bingy likes to keep her shizun close to her heart 🥰💞 tysm to @/sqqsprosecutor (twt) for the idea!

other versions without the lighting + reference under the cut!

my name is Freak Fucker and, well, I won’t waste your time…I’m here to fuck your freak.

Can’t believe Nüwa is a Shadowpeach fan

Shadowpeach Bio Parents AU 🧡❤️💜

Set a couple of weeks after the ending of Season 5, this now +1400 panels comic is both a slow burn and a journey through what it means to be a parent, as well what it means to be someone son.

(Available also on Tik Tok)

Translations: Polish - Russian - Portughese

P.1: First Arc

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9

Extras: A Future Scenario - PIF finds out

P.2: Week 1 and 2

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9

P.3: Training montage

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6

Extras: Family dinner

P:4: Un-divorce arc

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10

Extras: Spicynoodle bit

P.5: More than a successor

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11

P.6: Training Arc 2, Electric Boogaloo

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12

Extras:

P.7: Full Moon Eclipse

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13

P.8: A Dark, Long Night

Arc 1: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12

Arc 2: 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21 - 22

So we might have an issue we still have 20+ chapters until the end of the story but Tumblr doesn't allow more than 100 links on one post so CLICK HERE to see the MASTERPOST PART 2 of the AU with also the Part 9