It's Funny That We Were All So Worried About Viktor's Villain Arc And Then Jayce Was Like L + Ratio +

Mood

YOUR gays went to superhell. MY gays went to superheaven. we are not the same.

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

best thing abt svsss fandom is the fact we've fully illustrated the headcanon that no matter what form shen yuan takes, binghe will always fall in love with him. ive read fics of shen yuan transmigrating into one of binghes wives, gongyi xiao, a fantasy creature, sha hualing's demon brother. ive seen fics of binghe coming to modern china and loving shen yuan in his original body. that man was put into the body of shen qingqiu - destined to be binghe's most hated person - and clawed his way into being binghe's most beloved. they are SO this audio

Hmmm

"But there is a clarity about September. On clear days, the sun seems brighter, the sky more blue, the white clouds take on marvelous shapes; the moon is a wonderful apparition, rising gold, cooling to silver; and the stars are so big."

– Faith Baldwin, Evening Star

Ive seen a number of posts lately about how Xie Lian is internally harsh and everyone is protected from his judgement purely bc xl is so polite, and its really making me want to write a one shot where like for 24 hours he's cursed to speak his mind no filter. Like the movie Liar Liar. And everyone just gets their shit wrecked for a full day except Hua Cheng who gets incredibly validated by all the compliments lmao.

Even better if theyre ALL CURSED. Omg.

If its been done someone point me to the fic.

REAL

if i had a nickel for everytime a fan favorite ship was a queer ship between rivals, one of which taking an eye from the other,