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The Legend of Flower Fruit Mountain (2021) 花果山传

Genre: Animation

Country/Region of Production: Mainland China

Language: Mandarin Chinese

Premiere: 2021-04-03 (Mainland China)

Number of seasons: 1

Episodes: 2

Single episode length: 6 minutes

Type: Retelling

Summary:

The Legend of Flower Fruit Mountain has been circulating in the Three Realms. In order to keep the Three Realms safe, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, fought against the world-destroying demon the Six-Eared Macaque. And in the end they finally died together. But is this really the case, and who spread the rumor? What is hidden behind it? Where did the disappearing Monkey King go?

At the same time, Sun Wukong and LiuEr, two god monkeys, were born in Flower Fruit Mountain. The two split up to learn art, however, when LiuEr returned, Sun Wukong has been suppressed by the Heavenly Court under the Five Elements Mountain. LiuEr fights against the Heavenly Court to save Sun Wukong, and Flower Fruit Mountain was in flames of war. At the critical moment, Sun Wukong broke through the shackles of the Five Elements Mountain, and the two brothers fought together.

Source: https://movie.douban.com/subject/35426100/

Link: https://www.bilibili.com/bangumi/play/ep396008?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.-1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk5Dded9MF4&ab_channel=%E5%8A%A8%E6%BC%AB%E9%A2%91%E9%81%93

Imagine you're in a car with your brother and you keep telling him "slow down, you're going too fast" and he insists "I've got it under control!" And then he hits someone and you get out of the car and find out it's your sister. Your brother goes crazy from guilt and starts running over people left and right until you have to kill him to make sure no one else dies. Then years later he comes back to life and his boyfriend reveals oh guess what fuckhead. The reason he had to drive recklessly everywhere? Because he gave his legs to you in a secret operation you didnt know about. That's mdzs from Jiang Cheng's pov

old woman yuri for the soul

REAL

if i had a nickel for everytime a fan favorite ship was a queer ship between rivals, one of which taking an eye from the other,

I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say

System Possession AU - Masterpost

Howdy Howdy! System Possession is a SVSSS AU born by accident and fueled by brainrot and quick sketches! The AU started because I drew a few pages for @fairsweetlonging System reveal au, and then started going insane about potential system possession with friends.

-The story-

1 - [System Reveal]

The peak lords first notice the system.

2 - [Possession]

The system has taken over!

3 - [First Mission]

Liu Qingge wants answers...

4 - [Mission Complete!]

However, he may not like them.

5 - [Are these roles fixed?]

Yue Qingyuan has a chat with the System.

6 - [Liu Qingge Extra]

These missions cause qi-deviations, Mu Qingfang listens to his shixiong while he checks on him.

7 - [The Plan]

Shang Qinghua comes up with a plan for dealing with the System.

8 - [He's just worried.]

Lou Binghe is worried about his Shizun so he asks for help!

9 - [The room]

Shizun is in his room, reading a bad book about his friend's suffering.

10 - [ -Mu Qingfang- Is a good character!]

Mu Qingfang has a conversation with the System.

11 - [Disciple's Extra]

Moving many disciples is already difficult, even worse if they are too worried to move!

12 - [Mu Qingfang Extra]

Mu Qingfang just completed his first mission! Be nice to him.

13 - [This defective System]

Shang Qinghua's System makes an appearance.

14 - [The Meng Mo Intervention]

Shen Qingqiu may not be in his room for much longer!

15 - [The Breaking Point - Part 1]

Yue Qingyuan comes to a realization during a mission.

16 - [The Breaking Point - Part 2]

wtf zhangmen-shixiong, that's scary.

17 - [Missing file]

System Error.

18 - [10%]

Shang Qinghua would like to know what's going on?

19 - [9%]

This system has a solution

20 - [8%]

This system has no time to lose.

21 - [There he is!]

So this is where User02 has been hiding all along!

[loading...]

-Extras -

[BLINK MOTHERFUCKER]

[Animatic]

[Survey!]

[User01's System]

[Despacito]

[System! Binghe]

[Mobei-Jun and the System]

[Breaking Point Adbridged]

[Where was Shen Yuan]

[You didn't fix SHIT, old man]

headers tgcf

like if save/use

I’ll probably also need this

how to grow the fuck up