I Want To Shut Up Forever But I’m Always Thinking Of More Dumb Shit To Say

I am perceiving you rn.

MISERABLE DICKHEAD MY BELOVED

Im sick with covid again and in my fever fueled delirium Ive found motivation for shitpost reels

an encounter in yiling

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

my fav barbie girl <3

Wake up and open your curtains. Your windows too.

Drink some tea or coffee, whatever pleases you. Notice every sip.

Have some fresh fruit and finish breakfast feeling full.

Stand outside and feel the air. Cool or warm, it will make you feel real.

Get some exercise. Yoga to soothe, running to breathe, lifting for strength.

Take care of your body. Have a nice shower and pamper as much as you want afterward. 

If you’re going to work, remember you have the chance to make anyone’s day or to ruin it. Act accordingly. 

Weed out the bad language. It’s only creating tension in your body and mind. Kind words are infinitely more appreciated.

Take some time each day to improve your mind. Keep reading that great book. Listen to an incredible piece of music. Practice an instrument or a skill. The progress is its own reward.

Pictures will help you remember how wonderful life is. But spend less time on your phone and more time seeing the world face to face. 

Go to sleep knowing that you have done well. Tomorrow is there with room to become even better.

-Notes to myself on how to become a better person this summer.

i'm actually insane about fionna and cake this show has altered me as a person

I love all identity reveal fics in SVSSS.

God sqh reveal is funny because it's like if your weird coworker tells you one day that they created the whole universe and showed you proof. I think I will immediately book an appointment with my psychiatrist.

Airplane/cucumber reveal to each other is great for reading about SY complaining about PIDW and shitting on Airplane. Modern au, where they already know each other but just not their online usernames, is so great too. Like my childhood best friend writes shitty porn or my innocent and shy roommate is airplane!

SQQ transmigrator reveal can be so sad. Like YQY realizing that his SJ is gone, it makes good angst fics.

(Not necessarily an identity reveal but) System reveal causing LBH to be stressed if SQQ loved him or just with him because he has to.

Give me all the different reveals!

mr sunshine please come to tumblr we would love to have you