Mr Sunshine Please Come To Tumblr We Would Love To Have You

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

Now, this is gonna be a controversial opinion but Wei Wuxian is more of a dilf (or throphy wife) than a milf. Like, don't get me wrong, bro has many milf qualities and he indeed was very much serving milf in his yilling patriarch era (that half-up half-down up-do while taking care of a-yuan had me feral), but his innumerous war crimes, drinking problems and lame jokes, plus the fact that he was away (dead) during most of his child's formative years, makes him more of a dilf. I'm gonna be even more controversial right now and say that Jiang Cheng is more of a milf than him, bc yes, while bro has innumerous war crimes under his name, he also very much gives bitterly divorced single mom

I need more modern AU fics where Binghe is an absolute canon-compliant freak. People don’t go far enough with giving him blood parasite equivalents. Binghe deserves to bug his phone. Binghe deserves to put a house arrest anklet on him. Binghe deserves to microchip him.

TGCF SEASON 2 COMING IN OCTOBER 2023 MOODBOARD CELEBRATION!!!!

Imagine you're in a car with your brother and you keep telling him "slow down, you're going too fast" and he insists "I've got it under control!" And then he hits someone and you get out of the car and find out it's your sister. Your brother goes crazy from guilt and starts running over people left and right until you have to kill him to make sure no one else dies. Then years later he comes back to life and his boyfriend reveals oh guess what fuckhead. The reason he had to drive recklessly everywhere? Because he gave his legs to you in a secret operation you didnt know about. That's mdzs from Jiang Cheng's pov

I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

I’m actually crying rn…… wow

If I could write you sad shitty emo poetry I would

"Eyes are the window to the soul" by me to you bitch <3

Your eyes are blue

Blue like the sky

But when they mesh with my brown

It turns into an overpowering shade of shite

Oh, how I long

To be loved like the sea

But rather I am cursed

With the filth rotting inside me.

my name is Freak Fucker and, well, I won’t waste your time…I’m here to fuck your freak.