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saying ao3 needs to censor certain content is like saying a museum can't have still life art that includes strawberries because you don't like them.

these are not real strawberries. you do not have to, and in fact cannot, eat them. no one with a strawberry allergy will be harmed by looking at them. no migrant workers were exploited in the picking of these strawberries. there were no questionable farming practices or negative environmental impacts from growing or transporting them.

because - and i cannot stress this enough - they are not real strawberries.

if you don't like strawberries, you don't have to look at the paintings. in fact, you can get a map of the museum that lists what works are in what rooms and just. not go in there. if you see one by mistake, you can look away. just keep walking. there's plenty of other stuff to see.

yes, real strawberries can cause real quantifiable harm to real people.

but again. these are not real strawberries.

you may have whatever feelings you like about strawberries, and so can i. you can draw and write about whatever fruit floats your boat, and so can i, even if that happens to be strawberries. and we can hang our art side by side in the same gallery, provided you understand that my strawberries are not about you (and your kumquats are, shocker, not about me) and that - and this is true - neither are real.

and when the fascists break down the doors and grab all the strawberry paintings and heap them in the street and set them on fire, please know that they are coming for your kumquats next.

so if you want a place where you can show off your beautiful kumquat art safely, you're gonna have to tolerate having some strawberries in the next room.

and that's okay. because the strawberries aren't real.

French movie makers are on the same stuff as Japanese musicians. Weird Al Jankovic is the dealer.

There are two (2) correct ways of using the ^^ emote

Exhibit A: I love y'all and I'm genuinely so content where with this^^

Exhibit B: I will gut you^^

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

Ah yess, the annual game of 'how many references can you get'

“Dude let’s go to Comic Con this weekend! I got tickets”

Take photos, make friends, meet a celebrity, wander around artist alley or geek out however you like! Just make sure your wallet survives ;)

Shout out to the scientists at Schmidt Ocean Institute for catching a living colossal squid on camera^^

We knew about these (extremely large) goopers for a hundred years, but this is the first documentation of a living one.

Oh and on top of that, it's a baby. And I dunno if it's old news or not but they can turn invisible (transparent)

Here's the footage:

Watching fnaf fangame gameplay by candlelight is self care

Some TF2 headcannons

RED team is a mix of cannon and headcannon. It’s what I know from the “meet the” videos, comics and game dialogue. BLU team is basically all ocs at this point but I kinda like them. Have grown quite fond of Fritz and Ivan especially. More about them in the future

Do you ever wanna ragepost/rantpost in rb to a harmless but irritating post but soon realise it's probably just a kid so you make the angry post and save as draft and then intelligently explain why their take was kinda poor?

Out of all the stobotnik fanart I've been binging for weeks now, I think I adore this one the most.

Wives.