dieselsonictheforth

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I'm both disappointed and immensely relieved I wasn't around the yeehaw era of Tumblr

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

Hey what's the most buckwild thing you've seen someone assume is totally normal? Like they have no idea that the thing is a profoundly bizarre thing to do, or they might even start arguing you about how everybody does it in private, but it's just something that nobody admits to doing/you're not supposed to do where people see you?

And I don't mean "beating your kids" or "digging your nose", those are extremely common things for people to assume "everyone does", I mean the "what the fuck do you mean you just assumed that everyone does that?" stuff.

Vibe: deep amber

Wine: blood red

Mood: writing silly gay fanfic

Ah yess, the annual game of 'how many references can you get'

“Dude let’s go to Comic Con this weekend! I got tickets”

Take photos, make friends, meet a celebrity, wander around artist alley or geek out however you like! Just make sure your wallet survives ;)

Literally me coming out of grad finals

sleep deprived touch deprived food deprived hygiene deprived

It wasn't even a hot minute. I was so motherfucking sure this was about Cass. The text part hit me like a train.

And now I present you- LET TIM HAS MASCOTS MY GOD. This kid wanted a pet for a long time, Dick has a dog, Damian has... a Zoo- Jason is his own fucking mascot (jk, I love him) BUT TIM DOESN'T. So, I was thinking, and the idea of him having stray birds was my favorite- but I couldn't choose between a bird ideal for spying (Doves) or a bird really cool looking with some mystical meaning behind them (Crows)... So I did both. (And yes, Brat was named after Damian as "Demon Brat")

Realising I'm borderline helicopter-parenting my mother was not on my 2025 bingo card

Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

Stumbled into a pfp that took me so off guard I had to see whom it belonged to,

Came across beautiful art on the way, it's the kind of pretty you can't not share

one of the more common questions i get is how and why i use the colors i use so! here’s three pieces from this year broken down into palette, thematic/symbolic coloring, and lighting <3

27+3=30

48+2=50

50+30=80

3+2=5

80-5=75

Injecting pure estrogen into my bloodstream so I forcefeminize my vampire friend

I Miss my leg-hair

Turning on time stamps was the best decision of my life

I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Being hyper active and yet giving chill vibes is the ultimate win of my life

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Ah yes, the three queer moods. Hozier, Chapel Roan and The Queen

Married life goals

Just came across a map of DCU!USA and I have questions.

After seeing such gems like: Empire City, Science City, Superior City,

My favourite trio; Smallville (A-OK we've heard 'bout you before), Littleville and Big City (??)

But let's not forget about Casino town, Monument point and Amnesty Bay

Who named these towns??(Both in real life and in the comics) Why? Did they have fun??For what reason do half of them contain the word 'City' in itself?? Or am I dumb and this is normal for the US?

Accidentally got to witness a 'fight' about recent batman comics. Currently leaving kudos at every post I see about it.

Gotta keep the mill going, this shit's both objectively crazy and equally entertaining

The true tumblr fame

I'M ON PINTEREST

I just love it when I see a reblog and then the original post appears on my feed immediately after.

Okay, alright— Fine... I shall get into Startrek

Jesus Christ.

Official book NOT fanfiction btw this is canon for real

I envy the people who have to fuck around to find out

I was just sitting around

You deaf bitch of a godly image

Doin gardening jobs, feeling uncontrollably hot.

“Thank you,” you whisper. You have to fight your throat closing up, as years of unshed tears threaten to break your heart.

Your scramble to the floor, falling to your knees as you lift the dagger and turn it towards your own chest. You don't rush any movement, you want to enjoy all of them.

You are about to break your sternum with a firm strike when a loud crashing sound tears you out of your mind.

The achmage's assistant is on the stone cold floor next to you. “Don't” he cries out in sync with the mage's worried mumbling.

He holds onto your shoulders. He doesn't seem scared, even tho you were about to end both of them mere minutes ago. How curious.

Trained from birth as an assassin, your mind was bound by a powerful control spell. Sent to kill an archmage, they cast Dispel to weaken you—accidentally freeing your mind instead. For the first time, your dagger points wherever you choose.

Constantly checking yourself out in mirrors because you keep forgetting how you look like is part of the trans experience

Ad-block advertising redirect scams are a next level evil