ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
Huh,, so good people aren't just a myth after all??
A few days ago I discovered this poor little guy laying on the train tracks at my local station, I took it upon myself to rescue him, clean him, and reunite him with his owner.
u/YuyaBestBoy
People who leave tags on posts they reblog, or comments, are honestly the best kind of people. Human connection, it's such a good thing.
If “Well, this escalated quickly” has a pair, it has to be “Well this escalated further than I thought”, and this post is the prime example
day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
My art blog is @dieselsonicthesixth
This one is for communities, re-blogs, thought dumping.
Might contain: NSFW, weird stuff, cursing, triggering stuff: politics, mention of struggles with mental health, abuse
if I (re)blogged anything insensitive, please let me know, I might've overlooked it or I might've been a dumdum on a subject.
I will personally fight you if you are being an asshole, and then block you.
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
I'm both disappointed and immensely relieved I wasn't around the yeehaw era of Tumblr
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
Ah yess, the annual game of 'how many references can you get'
“Dude let’s go to Comic Con this weekend! I got tickets”
Take photos, make friends, meet a celebrity, wander around artist alley or geek out however you like! Just make sure your wallet survives ;)
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