Ranking The Best Things I Have Heard Surgeons Say Mid-surgery:

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

More Posts from Dieselsonictheforth and Others

4 months ago

Huh,, so good people aren't just a myth after all??

A Few Days Ago I Discovered This Poor Little Guy Laying On The Train Tracks At My Local Station, I Took
A Few Days Ago I Discovered This Poor Little Guy Laying On The Train Tracks At My Local Station, I Took
A Few Days Ago I Discovered This Poor Little Guy Laying On The Train Tracks At My Local Station, I Took
A Few Days Ago I Discovered This Poor Little Guy Laying On The Train Tracks At My Local Station, I Took
A Few Days Ago I Discovered This Poor Little Guy Laying On The Train Tracks At My Local Station, I Took
A Few Days Ago I Discovered This Poor Little Guy Laying On The Train Tracks At My Local Station, I Took
A Few Days Ago I Discovered This Poor Little Guy Laying On The Train Tracks At My Local Station, I Took
A Few Days Ago I Discovered This Poor Little Guy Laying On The Train Tracks At My Local Station, I Took
A Few Days Ago I Discovered This Poor Little Guy Laying On The Train Tracks At My Local Station, I Took
A Few Days Ago I Discovered This Poor Little Guy Laying On The Train Tracks At My Local Station, I Took

A few days ago I discovered this poor little guy laying on the train tracks at my local station, I took it upon myself to rescue him, clean him, and reunite him with his owner.

u/YuyaBestBoy


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3 months ago

People who leave tags on posts they reblog, or comments, are honestly the best kind of people. Human connection, it's such a good thing.


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1 month ago

If “Well, this escalated quickly” has a pair, it has to be “Well this escalated further than I thought”, and this post is the prime example

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing


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2 months ago

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

2 months ago

My art blog is @dieselsonicthesixth

This one is for communities, re-blogs, thought dumping.

Might contain: NSFW, weird stuff, cursing, triggering stuff: politics, mention of struggles with mental health, abuse

if I (re)blogged anything insensitive, please let me know, I might've overlooked it or I might've been a dumdum on a subject.

I will personally fight you if you are being an asshole, and then block you.


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3 months ago
"Oh You Had A Plague? Come Back To Us When You Had A World War, Brand New Unconventional Weapons, And

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

4 days ago

I'm both disappointed and immensely relieved I wasn't around the yeehaw era of Tumblr

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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6 days ago

Ah yess, the annual game of 'how many references can you get'

“Dude Let’s Go To Comic Con This Weekend! I Got Tickets”
“Dude Let’s Go To Comic Con This Weekend! I Got Tickets”
“Dude Let’s Go To Comic Con This Weekend! I Got Tickets”

“Dude let’s go to Comic Con this weekend! I got tickets”

Take photos, make friends, meet a celebrity, wander around artist alley or geek out however you like! Just make sure your wallet survives ;)


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