It's Genuinely Heart Wrenching When You Watch A Movie And You Slowly Realise It Was Supposed To Be LGBTQ

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

Do you guys think when bats see a vampire in their bat form they go “oh shit a vampire, gotta act normal”? Only to immediately realise“wait I am a bat with normal bat-blood and they go for human-blood,, what am I doing??”

I can fix him.

I say, but it's just the ugliest motherfucking plant I accidentally grew attached to at Hobbi and named Hephaistos

The most important pinned post you will ever see.

“Thank you,” you whisper. You have to fight your throat closing up, as years of unshed tears threaten to break your heart.

Your scramble to the floor, falling to your knees as you lift the dagger and turn it towards your own chest. You don't rush any movement, you want to enjoy all of them.

You are about to break your sternum with a firm strike when a loud crashing sound tears you out of your mind.

The achmage's assistant is on the stone cold floor next to you. “Don't” he cries out in sync with the mage's worried mumbling.

He holds onto your shoulders. He doesn't seem scared, even tho you were about to end both of them mere minutes ago. How curious.

Trained from birth as an assassin, your mind was bound by a powerful control spell. Sent to kill an archmage, they cast Dispel to weaken you—accidentally freeing your mind instead. For the first time, your dagger points wherever you choose.

Do you ever wanna ragepost/rantpost in rb to a harmless but irritating post but soon realise it's probably just a kid so you make the angry post and save as draft and then intelligently explain why their take was kinda poor?

Vibe: deep amber

Wine: blood red

Mood: writing silly gay fanfic

Saying something is impossible is so ignorant and quite literally just dumb

Please you guys❗❗❗

I require social interaction with strangers on a daily basis

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements