My Brain Is Constantly Shifting Between "I'm The Best Person To Ever Exist, I'm Right About Everything"

I just had the worst trip of my life

Why hath the gods of fan made fiction forsaken me???

I want a fic set before the show starts, when Marcus was just recently created where he interacts with someone who isn't Douglas for the very first time, like his first time out the house even. And he just says or does something so out of pocket that CPS or the cops get called, and Douglas has to scramble to fix it.

I just want to leave

Why am I just getting the 504 error from ao3 JUST NOW? it happened days ago

Have you seen Mighty Med yet?

I have

I wouldn't

I shouldn't have had that juice, I knew caffeine makes me feel sick and gross, but I'm stupid and wanted some of that artificial strawberry goodness.

Having a present father figure who had kids late, so he's too old and tired to do dad things with you and won't be around to meet his grandkids.