Hey Uh...your Dick Called He Uh ....he Said He's Cold... Yea He Said It Would Be Uh Warmer In My Mouth.

im roddy boy

a “brat” is a thing you hit until it’s not anymore. hope this helps. 👍

its impossible to believe someone likes me unless their cock is in me

Okay but hear me out... big dicks pissing. Men desperately fumbling with their zipper to free their thick, veiny cocks and unleash the torrent of urine from their aching bladder. The loud hiss of his stream hitting the ground. The seemingly endless reservoir of the man's bladder and the way they groan in relief as they let it all out.

WHO WOULD WIN

"i... idk if that's a good idea" from a meek, conflict-avoidant dumb puppy fag of some description

freshly testosteronated lust demon who's stood in front of the only exit

i need cum to live and every day im not getting dicked down by an old man the curse grows stronger. do you want me to succumb to the curse

need to annoy an old man until he forgets what consent means

lmfaoooo wtf

I feel 5-10 years younger than i actually am