I Love Taking Lil Naps, But I Always Wake Up Feelin Like I'm Missing Somethin (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

When will it be my turn to be put down like a sick dog

Can I punch you and this time you not get hard about it

maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time

healthcare sucks in dilf city. because of the ageing population

call me a salmon the way i want to be in a bears mouth

need to annoy an old man until he forgets what consent means

So, if you don't leave here tonight seeing the world upside down and liking very much what you see and feel, then we here at Theatre Des Vampires, have failed in our jobs - which is, at the heart of it, to laugh alongside your misery while you cry and scream for more. Everything you're about to see… is real. Remember that when you leave here tonight. You are all… complicit… repugnant… and appalling! And, I love you for it. And I welcome you… even as you disgust me!

Ben Daniels as Santiago INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season Two + gif per episode

Stop looking at me with that fat suckable cock