HEY YOU GOT GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?

Dragon big enough to blot out the sun getting flustered and trying to hide her face behind her wing as she gets teased by her tiny kobold girlfriend who loves to call her “princess”

Mix this with werewolf found family and OH LORD

"Magic cares about what something means, not what it literally is. So when we adopted you into this family, when you truly accepted us as your parents, you became part of it in the eyes of magic. Which is why you've begun to manifest some aspects of our bloodline."

I drew so much last week and I think I now have carpal tunnel

Send help please

Very tragic story but like when you put it like this...

Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually

Be some kid on the street

You're 14

Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??

Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name

Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)

You just start blasting??

Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???

The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this

Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)

Turn 16

Become a DJ as a hobby??

Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name

Start taking yourself really seriously

Start wearing a cape

Get knocked unconscious multiple times

Get mind controlled???

It's fine you got better

Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???

You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it

Start going by Captain (still not a name)

Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)

Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game

Say booyah once

I forgot that was something you could do

I just think bookbinding is cool, stop asking questions…

#the original wednesday addams dance move The Addams Family (1964 - 1966) Wednesday (2022- )

Smollusk is a spoiled child 💖

tfw you somehow code a cellular infant copy of yourself into reality (more to come!)

I don't think homophobia is at all a thing in splatoon, but Callie is a comphet lesbian.

Let me roller blade please

I bet you. IT'S EXERCISE AND FUN.