I Would Do That. I Might Accidentally Do That. It Sucks My Love Language Is Being Annoying 😔

Me when toxic old man yaoi

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

I n g o t

(ingot)

I KEEP GETTING THE SAME STUPID "the Texas boreder is under attack and the president isn't doing anything!" SHUT UP. IVE SEEN THE AD A MILLION TIMES IK! just let me watch my lethal company vods and crafting episodes in peace 😭

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 OUT OF HERE!

Man all these cool werewolf ideas make me wanna write

Hey, so if a person gets bit by a werewolf they become a werewolf. If a werewolf bites an animal, then one of two things can happen:

Every full moon, the animal turns into a wolf, or nothing happens, depending on if you want to have your sheep learning self-defense every full moon.

I don't think homophobia is at all a thing in splatoon, but Callie is a comphet lesbian.

MY PARTNER GETS THEIR SWITCH TODAY!!!!! IM SO CLOSE TO A FULL TEAM NOW!!!!!!

This really just reminds me of the stupid Twitter series where that guy air fried random stuff for hours "for science." New head cannon ig

An air fryer is actually an excellent gift for Remus I mean look at the guy:

he can’t wait to experiment what he can fry on the thing before it breaks. He gets to be CREATIVE that’s like his whole thing :]

WE SOLVED IT THIS IS HOW CATS WEAR PANTS!!