I Just Want More Storage, Not Better Graphics. More Games Please 😭😭😭

Kudos to one of my friends for bullying me into downloading Tumblr on my phone. More chronic online-ness!!

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 OUT OF HERE!

Me when.. me when my gf wants to keep but I'm not done with lethal

3 year old vs 5 month old

Bro.

Arthur from red dead. This has been a head cannon of mine for forever.

im begging you people to start hcing more Big Dudes as transmasc. dudes who are fat or have a lot of muscle or are tall and not just twinks. please. can you do that for me

Prepare to be ruled, peasants

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