dinocerosrex
owie. 18+
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profound trifold of human experience
the rammies. the repurcussy
Dont sell my girl no weed bruh, u sell it to me, i will give it to her. My girl come home, and already gotta dub bag of chronic, im not smokin with her, cause i know she fucked. Dont even drive ya girl to go get the weed “babe ima run upstairs n get it” she up there for 10-15mins u sick! If the weed dealer fuck ya girl, u gotta snitch on his whole operation b. Let me find out the weed dealer fucked my hunny, dawg im in the detective office, givin out DIMES. And while im snitchin, im throwin my girl under the bus! “Yes officer my girlfriend cops a ounce from him on every 1st sunday, in the apt on the third floor apt 3c”. And when the cops go in for the bust, im makin a citizens arrest! Cops bust in the door, catch ya girl in there butt ass naked choppin up her ounce, weed dealer tkin a shower. Detects bring u in “we got him son!….but we found ya gf in there also, she might be lookin @ 8yrs” u sickkk. U goin to the trial, ya gf in shackles cryin, u just hurt dawg! But u gotta stay strong cause she cheated on u. Weed dealer in jail HOT u snitched, nigga tellin his mans to smoke u! Weed dealer got his niggas outside ya moms house in blk vans, ya mom in the kitchen fryin chicken, they bust in the door. Pot of chicken fall on the floor, moms screamin. U at ya moms funeral, weed dealer got his niggas outside, they lettin the choppa rip! Pastor shot, grandmoms passed out. Bullet fly thru the casket hit ya moms in the rib, u hear her say “ouch” u cryin but confused cause u thought she was dead
when is it my turn to be happy
just your wait for my famous sinister stew to finish boy youre in for a treat
there's a new hobby in town, nothing forever
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im kinda chill w anything
nervous breakthrough
perfect. no notes
think i’m gonna call it off,
even if i drink a duff,
i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’
you can have an eldest son named bart,
drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson
you can say that lisa’s very smart
drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson
good luck bart
well good luck bart
you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson
good luck bart
well good luck bart
you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson
Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.
A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.
He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.
The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.
Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode
thinking abt the food critic that wrote abt a michelin star restaurant that served him 12 different kinds of foam and rancid ricotta and olive ice cream…
papa louie tier list
party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night
im in the house¹.
¹ like carpet.
i was talking to this guy yesterday and he said "i'm pretty sure i'm straight but i might be a little bicurious. there are definitely some guys i might hook up with. like samson." and i said "samson?" and he said "yeah. like from the bible"
She's out getting some NewPipe, I'm laying here thinking of You and holding my Tube but left on Red
