Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.
A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.
He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.
The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.
Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode
i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!!??
UGHH!!
basebrawl
Why would you go to Penn, Dartmouth or Cornell when you could hit the Penn with your Mouth while playing Darts and eating Corn as wEll
nervous breakthrough
this is competing HARD for all time favorite image