Dinocerosrex - Dinoceros

we evolved a first layer of skin that can be removed without harming us due to the evolutionary pressures of super glue incidents

for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites

👏 how 👏 many 👏 shrimps 👏 do 👏 you 👏 hgave 👏 to 👏 eat

👏 before 👏 you 👏 srimps 👏 flimp 👏 geep

👏 eeb 👏 ko 👏 freeg 👏 nan 👏 zo 👏 big 👏 zig

👏 shrimps 👏 are 👏 made 👏 of 👏 shrimp

blood bood blood death blood destruction violence violence blood

What if instead of weird al they called him me al and he ate food

this is competing HARD for all time favorite image