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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

Oda, stop being a coward and draw man ass

Based on this SBS question: here

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

not a fan of those game ads i see on here all the time. just throw out the tomato! goddamn!

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

I would like to apologize to every single one of my wips ever

Self-affirmation 👽🩷

more art for thee fic (◕ᴗ◕✿) this is the mc as fancy nancy. cause theyre SO fancy nancy coded fr

((it might not look like it, but this one took...... so........ SO long. so long. my god))

This website is so so so good

cover art for ACT 3 of my fic

i drew h*rry p*tter as shelley duvall. "why"? uhhhhhhh. ....anyways so

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

did some cover art for act 1 of my fic!

it took me all week and tbh? idk if i even like it anymore 。。(〃_ _) merry christmas

here are the references i used: background || dress

drawing i made for chapter 2 of my fic!

alternate versions + sketch :)

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Slytherins are written to be the opposite of what jkr considers “good” and “appropriate”.

You know what that means?

happy pride

🌸here are some close‐ups + bonus outfits :)🌸⬇️⬇️⬇️

check out the Paper Doll i made for [???] !

(the fic where i wrote harry potter to be NONBINARY cause j.k. rowling can suck my dick and balls)

the fact that chapter 8's ugly christmas fit somehow turned out cute is actually so unfair Σ(×_×;)! how does this even happen

check out the Paper Doll i made for [???] !

(the fic where i wrote harry potter to be NONBINARY cause j.k. rowling can suck my dick and balls)

the fact that all of the 'ugly' fits somehow turned out cute and the 'cute' fits are kinda ugly is actually so unfair Σ(×_×;)! how does that even happen???

yknow what. we already knew mc's going thru an ugly phase. call it an unreliable narrator. its FINE

FUCK I FORGOT THATS WHAT I PUT 💀

i hate searching for crossovers and only finding fics focused on the WRONG main characters. seeing tags like "Character being awesome"

why should i care if hes awesome? he sucks

NOOOOOOOOO

i was thiiis close 🤏 to posting a new fic and then AO3 IS DOWN

LIFE IS SO CRUEL

Happy anniversary to the rumor coming out about does Bruno Mars is gay

Hiccup being dramatic AND buff Astrid (as she should be) because that is the best dynamic ever and I will fight to the death on it.

I don’t know how to say this in a non-obsessed way, but I need the ao3 status updates to be beamed straight into my head whenever the archive goes down. I need that shit announced like we’re in a plane attempting to make a risky landing. Oh we’re down for another 20 minutes because of a server in the Pacific? Sure, thanks. I’ll just wait here.