May I Present You… Sylvanian Merthur

researching for my kid fic has fucked up my algorithm so bad, every social media app thinks im a new mother now. the only ads i get are ones like this⬇️

like nooo you have to understand 😭 im only a guy in my twenties, im not ready to be a teen mom

thx for clicking on my page! im dirtbag :3

heres some of my stuff^^^♡ made this account just to post whatever i want- but mostly art i make and fanfics i write (o≧▽゜)o☆ !!! ((i dont take commissions tho soz))

current active brainrot! ->

...harry potter ((im trans dont h8 me 😭 idk how this happened either))

stardew valley

my other accounts!

dirtbagcore -> ao3 (some 18+ content)

dirtbagcore.art -> instagram & tiktok!!

⬇️List of all my ao3 works AND all the fandoms im in, under the cut⬇️

on archive of our own:

Bona Fides (🔞)

Spy x Family || rated: Explicit

canon compliant side mission fic, where Loid has to seduce a male target and... learns things about himself (lol). relatively plot heavy for a smut.

❌️incomplete ((2/5 chapters, 7k words))

Storks Deliver to the Netherworld, Too!

Mairimashita! Iruma-kun || rated: General Audiences

canon divergence kid fic where Iruma gets a baby brother! mostly family fluff & humour, set in year 2.

❌️incomplete ((2/? chapters, 4.7k words))

My Average CRUSH Turned into an ISEKAI PROTAGONIST: That Time I Became the Overpowered Heroine & Followed Him to Another World!!

Saiki K. || rated: General Audiences

canon divergence Saiki/Satou fic, where Satou gets hit by truck-kun and is transported to a fantasy world. a spoof that makes fun of harem and isekai clichés.

|| comic ||

❌️incomplete ((1/? chapters, 2k words))

The Gorgon

Saiki K. | Merlin (BBC) || rated: Teen & Up

canon divergence crossover, Saiki accidentally goes back in time and ends up in camelot. obviously, everyone thinks hes a creature of magic and tries to kill him. key word: tries.

❌️incomplete ((1/? chapters, 3.3k words))

The [???] Who Lived

Harry Potter || rated: Teen & Up

everything is the same except harry is nonbinary. heavy focus on clothes/makeup/hair/etc. (because i said so)

|| illustration || paper doll ||

❌️incomplete ((9/? chapters, 28.3k words))

my fandoms:

Banana Fish

Deadpool

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Dungeon Meshi

Frieren: Beyond Journey's End

Fullmetal Alchemist

Gravity Falls

Harry Potter (but only for the fanfiction)

How to Train Your Dragon

Hunter x Hunter

Mairimashita! Iruma-kun

MCU

Merlin

Mob Psycho 100

One Piece

Princess Jellyfish

Rise of the Guardians

Spider-man

Spy x Family

Stardew Valley

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

etc... ((i'll add more as i think of them))

Some doodles for my saiki k/mp100 crossover/au ^-^ It's set post canon in mob psycho and during events in saiki k! Mob is in his first year of high school in PK Academy and tries to find a way to stop the time from resetting every year. Confronts the culprit (Saiki) and offers help in stopping the volcano eruption.

I was just wondering if Mob would notice time resets. If it can seem like time stretched and warped itself, then maybe it would remind him of Mogami's mindscape. So he would be the only one feeling like something is off and being able to kinda recognise it.. 🤔

was gonna write tonight, but i can hear the bass from the tv speakers upstairs so i think ill just be blowing up the planet instead. hope thats cool with you guys.

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close ups vvv

been rewatching saiki with some friends

i have three(3) m!ik writing wips rn and at least one character breaks down to tears in ALL OF THEM.

i really said "hm, this is a pretty small fandom. you know what it needs more of? Trauma." (* ´ ▽ ` *) teehee

not a fan of those game ads i see on here all the time. just throw out the tomato! goddamn!

every time I see "fmab" I think "what agab is that"