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March 20 2005 4/20/05

Tomorrow is it.

I "die" and then we head off to the air port..

Luckily they scarecly even ask for your name anymore.

So getting through will be no big deal.

we're going all the way to the middle of no where in Canada.

Cabin in the woods type deal.

We'll perform the cerimony, make a litlle sacrifice and then...

No soul.

in order. Worm, Poggle, and Grongle

It looks like a Pee Pee in the second image. 

#4 but it had no service so it was basically the world's sh!tiest camera/game console ever.

My wife @jackers-stuff misheard liopleurodon as neopleurodon and thought it was an ice cream dinosaur. So now this exists.

Scale of 1-10 how bad is Warren's eyesight without glasses?

Oooo! Good question! Let's just say he wears glasses for a reason

-🐰

I am feral for this

2004 animated joker,,, I think he’s neat

"Tell me something you've never told anyone" - like that's going to get any thing good.

"Tell me something you've only ever told one other person." - that's gonna be the real secrets.

Need more songs that sound like they should be played as the MC's best friend is dying right before the climax of the story.

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

I am a prophet.

Last night I dreamt that Drawfee's newest bit was just saying "are you telling me these pants are hot?" and "these sure are some hot pants." over and over again.