Psst Psst, This Is Just A Thought Right Now, But. Metallica Fanzine?

Metallica debates on how many times they should fuck your mother

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The multiple times I've turned people's hair pink

Created June 9, June 14, June 27, September 3, September 5, and December 25, 2021

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Lars: Alright, listen, I gotta fucking go and get out of James' robe and wash my armpits and go pay Duder up.

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(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

Dave Mustaine has had a stuffed bear called Hanley since at least August 7, 2016. Hanley also appears sitting on Dave's bed in a video on Dave's YouTube channel, meaning Dave likely took Hanley along on the 2022 Metal Tour of the Year. Below is an image of Hanley taken from a post on Dave's Twitter account.

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Question: What do you guys think of Marilyn Manson and Korn?

James: They make a lovely couple.

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James shouts to the same crowd in Danish (Lars succeeded)

Part One, Part Two

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'TIS HERE! Thank you to everybody here for sticking around for Damage Inc., I appreciate you all, and I hope you enjoy <3

Damage Inc. #2 in a couple months?

Band themed Valentine's Day cards (5)

Created March 20, 2022

Please credit me if used somewhere public, but feel free to send it to friends or anything like that as long as you don't claim you made it <3

Mick: If Ozzy thinks he's radical by biting the heads off of doves, I'm going to chainsaw the head off a pig!

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Cliff with a flower crown

Created February 10, 2022

Happy birthday, Cliff, and thank you for what you've done for Metallica, bass, metal, and music in general. You'll always be missed.

Please credit me if used somewhere public or something, um hi 🔪