MC Has Been Forced To Wear A Costume For One Of Diavolo's Events -

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

the most embarrassing part about being a virgin smut writer is that those tiktoks of pussy eating/cock sucking tips and tricks have me taking notes. not to use irl because HA nobody's touching me any time soon are you kidding. but to make sure sex havers think I know what I'm talking about when writing my fictional character porn

people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

The Dragon’s Mate

CW‼️⚠️: Size Difference, FemDom! Mc x Sub! Lucifer

bomria's 8 female hairstyles

That's not fair.

(If you want to see me vent I'm on tiktok, @cryingbard)

i never wrote on tumblr nor in english before! so pardon me if there's any mistake- lmao who is gonna read this anyway.

Leviathan HC! (ft. Collectionist!MC)

So picture this, Levi finds out MC is also a figure collectionist (at least in the human world) and he asks them how they cleans their figures (just to be sure MC knows how to do it the right way).

"I clean them with make up brushes..." That's the answer Levi wanted to hear! Now he is going to asks MC's help every time he wants to clean his figures (he cares about them a lot, so this happens pretty often).

Btw, this is Levi's love language, he doesn't allow ANYONE but you to touch his precious figures AND also he loves the time that you both spend together cleaning his figures!

Little D’s fluff

What do you call a group of Little D’s? A pack? A flock? Maybe a herd? MC’s personal favourite was “the void” since when the creatures crowded in one spot their small black silhouettes would melt into a big shadow and form something akin to a moving black hole. At first, it made them kind of uneasy, since the smaller demons did come across as just as sinister as the strongest of their kind. From a further distance, they resembled a little puffball, upon closer inspection, everyone would notice that their needle-like teeth could easily pierce human skin and their claws and horns were always perfectly sharpened. The big eyes would make for a cute feature if it wasn’t for the animalistic glint in them. Some of them spoke human languages, some only knew the infernal language and some could, or chose to, only chirp twitter happily. It would seem so that they had some kind of pack instinct and would often crowd together, which would always form a cacophony of different sounds.

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