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absolutely incredible, they should always have commentators

a vengeful spectre. those who approach her notice her resemblance to a beloved knight who lost her life to the sea.

Happy International Women's Day

its lesbian visibility week !! 🌈❤️🧡🤍🩷💗

Brennan Lee Mulligan plays to win but Vic Michaelis plays to make Sam Reich lose

The wildest thing about Ben 10 is that it took until 2005 for someone to have the idea "what if a kid could turn into a bunch of aliens" like this isn't obviously the coolest and most marketable premise for anything ever. Each design is a new toy. A new powerset. Come on.

But to prove that it wasn't a fluke, they continued to have the best ideas for every aspect of it. How does he transform? A cool watch you can also sell as a toy. That watch's name? Omnitrix. Say it. It's so satisfying. How many aliens? Ten. Nice round number. The kid's name? Ben. The show's name? Ben Ten. His full name is Benjamin Tennyson, a normal, plausible name, but he also turns into 10 aliens.

Bigger brands dream about this synergy. Better writers would kill for this coherence. So holistic. So intuitive. The identity alone!!! The retro alien sound motif? Chilling. The green? Any other color would be wrong. The kirby krackle pattern? It seems so obvious in retrospect. The roadtrip format? Genius. Lesser writers would've done the spider-man high school thing. His arch nemesis being Cthulhu darth vader? Inspired, iconic, intimidating!

The execution has its highs and lows, but the idea??? Game changing. So self-evident that it seems inevitable. If Ben 10 didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

whoever wrote this headline really needed to get it out of their system

Every few steps she looks back to check on her little kitty cat 🐈🥺

Autistic butch that has no idea that they're being flirted with until you pin him against the wall daring to kiss

sucks that "incel" is just like a generic insult now synonymous with "virgin" bc if people had much of an idea of what incel ideology actually entails, we could have a conversation about radical feminism being quite literally, beat for beat, incel shit for girls

the dynamic between two people who love a third person so much and come to understand each other because of that is so important to me. you would put them first, and so would i. you understand why we have to save them from themself. i trust you with their life, and so, that means more than if i trusted you with mine. the love doesn't have to be the same, but it's powerful enough that you understand why you're not the only satellite drawn into their orbit.

Thinking about how both fig and ayda have said something along the lines of "idk what she sees in me but i trust it to be true" god they fuck me up. The lesbians eber

There is something so intimate about accepting that your partner knows facets of you that you don't. The amount of trust there has to be to not only acknowledge that they see it within you but to trust that they're right about it. To hope to see it yourself one day. Fucckvkkkk long live the queen

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

Hey guys haha remember the last episode when Allura didn't die and these two got together forever and ever and ever and ever haha

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

“i am so fucking done with this shit” i whisper to myself as i continue 

Life if bro lived close by

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

Quick appreciation post for this clip from A Court of Fey and Flowers, I can’t stop thinking about how quickly and beautifully it descends into chaos

The second that Lou’s character called the human “it”, it was all over

I fully believe that Aabria’s screams when Brennan starts climbing on the table are only, like, 50% for the bit (I would scream too if my players started climbing over my table towards me)

I'm sorry but:

"am i being kidnapped?"

"no."

followed up immediately with:

"then am i free to go?"

".... no"

is the single funniest thing i've ever heard in dnd history. nothing will ever top it.

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

I'm a wavy-curly hair Riz believer forever. (Probably mostly from Pok but also I think Sklonda straightens her hair. Miscellaneous hair headcanons.) I think he's never taken care of it a day in his life so it's really matted and looks wavy at BEST. I think it takes Fabian really long to even REALISE this but when he does he grabs him like The Ball. What the fuck are you doing. Let me fix it The Ball let me FIX it. And then he buys him product that he won't use (unless they're like sleeping over and Fabian will do it for him) and Fabian cringes every time it comes up that Riz doesn't take care of his hair. Tragic. Please wear a bonnet The Ball,,,,or get a better pillowcase. Please The Ball. Please.

Riz is sometimes mildly annoyed but always allows it. Also someone else washing/combing/etc your hair feels really nice and intimate so maybe he needs that. Even if he goes really really uncharacteristically quiet and sits really still and tries not to be weird Abt it. Lol.

I'm so serious I think he inhales SO sharply and mentally goes "oh." and he's so tense but he's also never relaxed into anything this much before. And it's like, wow, you can't super tell your best friend "hey man I have never felt this loved by anyone but my mother in my life. Sometimes I'm not sure if you guys value me or if I have to earn it but you're making me feel REALLY cared about right now. I'm gonna cry and throw up now thanks bro I love you." without making it weird. So he just has to sit there. Silently.

Anyway speaking of Fabian and hair I love you fantasy high artists who refuse to accept straight hair Fabian as canon throwing myself at your feet and everything. Personally I think he's mostly in the 3b-3c range because every mixed character has to be just like me fr. Also I love when ppl draw his hair braided for junior year eugjendld

Riz: *Presenting a PowerPoint presentation.*

Riz: Ranking guns by their names.

Riz, clicks: Machine gun. 0/10, all guns are.

Riz, clicks: Shotgun. 0/10, all guns do.

Riz, clicks: Revolver. 10/10, fuck it sure is.