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posting a lone emo fah-biaan because i was too lazy and tired to finish a drawing i had of him being emo with fig

Posting A Lone Emo Fah-biaan Because I Was Too Lazy And Tired To Finish A Drawing I Had Of Him Being

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

This Pastrami Sandwich And His Cheese Skald Live Rent-free In My Mind 🥲
This Pastrami Sandwich And His Cheese Skald Live Rent-free In My Mind 🥲
This Pastrami Sandwich And His Cheese Skald Live Rent-free In My Mind 🥲

this pastrami sandwich and his cheese skald live rent-free in my mind 🥲

‘When I Go, I Want All The Stuff In My Brain To Be Stored In A Giant Ship…’
‘When I Go, I Want All The Stuff In My Brain To Be Stored In A Giant Ship…’
‘When I Go, I Want All The Stuff In My Brain To Be Stored In A Giant Ship…’

‘When I go, I want all the stuff in my brain to be stored in a giant ship…’

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

i'm gonna be honest i don't get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it's not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me

Why is “barely legal” pornography always about age? I think they should experiment with teetering on other types of illegality. For example, they could film just outside of a restricted military area.

obsessed that a french guy was like, hmmmmmm I wish to write a spanish-language musical about a mexican drug cartel crime lord transitioning. sure I can't write music, don't speak spanish, know nothing about mexico or the drug war, and also know nothing about being trans; but that shall not stop me

It's been over a year since Junior Year dropped, and I'm still impressed that Beardsley never once bumped up Kristen's dex. You get ability score increases at levels 4, 8, and 12, and none of those increases went into making that negative three dexterity modifier into a more reasonable negative two or one. And yet, despite being only slightly more dexterous than a gelatinous cube, Kristen is still one of the most insanely powerful and efficient PCs in the world of Spyre.

Text: Decoupling Pregnancy From Femininity Means Accurate And More Inclusive Language And Treatment,

Text: decoupling pregnancy from femininity means accurate and more inclusive language and treatment, but it also allows cis women to refuse motherhood without refusing womanhood, which is great for feminism and terrifying for misogyny.

–THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS. As a sterile cis woman who doesn’t want to have children anyway I feel this is every ounce of my being. “Define woman” types tend to do so in a way that excludes me too, so I got to stand with my trans sisters.

A NYC grad student working on food stamps for her thesis has released a free cookbook for those living on $4/day.

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Grete Henriette Aw25
Grete Henriette Aw25

grete henriette aw25

Zac Oyama, The Man That You Are 😂

Zac Oyama, the man that you are 😂

im genuinely curious about the phenomenon ive seen that lesbians seem to find zac oyama attractive. like i know a lot of people like zac but there's a surplus of women who's attracted to women who sees zac and goes "zac oyama? yeah he's insanely hot"

Young!Aelwyn: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Young!Adaine, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

How It Feels To Wash Your Hair And Brush Your Teeth And Have Clean Clothes On
Moonlight In Neldoreth Forest By Ted Nasmith

Moonlight in Neldoreth Forest by Ted Nasmith

Vega, The Star At The Center Of Everything
Vega, The Star At The Center Of Everything
Vega, The Star At The Center Of Everything

Vega, The Star at the Center of Everything

Brennan, With A Thousand Yard Stare: I Am Having A Good Fun Time
Brennan, With A Thousand Yard Stare: I Am Having A Good Fun Time

brennan, with a thousand yard stare: I Am Having A Good Fun Time

POSEIDON DESING??

I also owe you all an apology for the old design I made of Poseidon. I have to admit that when I was working on his face, I got lazy and left out all the details I had planned to add. But here’s my original idea :3

POSEIDON DESING??
POSEIDON DESING??
POSEIDON DESING??

My design is heavily influenced by Laritamiauu’s work, but that’s their fault for making me watch them animate Get in the Water 24/7

Both Were Filled At The Same Time With The Same Water, Only One Had Oysters.

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

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