Love These Alternate Dimensions

Keith is not a hissy black cat, he is a grumpy young pup/wolf that will bark and growl if you get close but once you gain his trust he will follow you to the end of the universe and protect you from everything

Lance is not a golden retriever, he is siamese cat, he is outgoing, a bit vain and talkative but also highly judgamental and can get grumpy and hissy if he doesn't like you

some arcane pirate au sketches

"The arms kind of looked like swords. I want to fight it." - The words of a genius 💀⚔️

BOTTOMS (2023) + text posts Dir. Emma Seligman

Quick appreciation post for this clip from A Court of Fey and Flowers, I can’t stop thinking about how quickly and beautifully it descends into chaos

The second that Lou’s character called the human “it”, it was all over

I fully believe that Aabria’s screams when Brennan starts climbing on the table are only, like, 50% for the bit (I would scream too if my players started climbing over my table towards me)

Odysseus: I would trade the world to see my son and wife

Eurylocus: bro

Odysseus: *sacrifices Eurylocus*

Eurylocus: bro wtf

Odysseus: you're my world bro

Eurylocus: b r o

I'm sorry but:

"am i being kidnapped?"

"no."

followed up immediately with:

"then am i free to go?"

".... no"

is the single funniest thing i've ever heard in dnd history. nothing will ever top it.

*flirting* can I bite your neck … ?