Do-you-have-a-fucking-warrant

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

best types of brennan NPC

autism haver

stoner

frat bro who has unlearned hypermasculinity so hard that he's gone 100% the opposite direction about it

anticapitalist proletarian

the most insane person you've ever met

reblog to explode a landlord

I'm sorry but:

"am i being kidnapped?"

"no."

followed up immediately with:

"then am i free to go?"

".... no"

is the single funniest thing i've ever heard in dnd history. nothing will ever top it.

whoever wrote this headline really needed to get it out of their system

Zac and Ally are not only united in bestfriendism, they are also united in haterism.

“i am so fucking done with this shit” i whisper to myself as i continue 

i have returned with more pirate au melvika

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