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Punch Out Wii Boxers Eye Colours

Completely random and unasked for: the Punch Out Wii boxers’ eye colours, because for reasons that might be clear in about a month or so, this topic is on my mind. To my knowledge, all of their models in the games have colourless eyes (except Little Mac) so these are just headcanons.

Little Mac: Look Aqua Blue to me

Glass Joe: Chestnut Brown

Von Kaiser: Hazel, look more Brown

Disco Kid: Baby Blue

King Hippo: Dark Brown, though they appear Black

Piston Hondo: Dark Blue, like Sapphires

Bear Hugger: Leaf Green

Great Tiger: Piercing Green, like Emeralds

Don Flamenco: Deep Chocolate Brown

Aran Ryan: Hazel, look more Green

Soda Popinski: Light Brown

Bald Bull: Fiery Amber (yes, people can have amber eyes, but it’s very rare)

Super Macho Man: Blue Contacts

Sandman: Stormy Gray

Doc Louis: Kind Caramel Brown

Did I use this as an excuse to describe eyes: the gorgeous windows to the soul? Yes, yes I did.

Imma call it right now-

When the Game Grumps go back and finish their Punch-Out!! Wii series, this fandom will have a resurgence

IM CALLING IT NOW

So many bad choices have been made

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happy pride fuck the police

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Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

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Gregory: you've heard of elf on the shelf?

Christophe: ...yeah? Why

Gregory: well get ready for SOCKS ON THE FLOOR

Christophe: Gregory that doesn't even ryhme

Gregory: PICK YOUR SHIT UP

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I would love to share this horrible drawing of my boi Kyle