Gregory: You've Heard Of Elf On The Shelf?

daily life of a digital artist:

is that a not coloured spot or a stain on my monitor

I didn’t save for at least 2 hours god is real

my playlist ended 1,5 h ago I’ve been drawing in silence this whole time

‘ “asdf11.png” already exists. Do you want to overwrite? ‘

I resized this very part of a picture but now it looks too small so let’s ctrl+z ohMYGOD IT’S SO B I G

this idea seemed cooler yesterday at 3 am

I want to pee but right now I’m doing so well and if I go I will leavE THE ZONE

opacity 67% or 68% I can’t decide

well this pic looks nice //*flips it horizontally*// I regret having eyes

where the fuck is my pen

I dont know why this makes me so happy oml

Creek Headcanon

When Tweek and Craig get older and it’s Tweek’s turn to run the family business, they completely revamp it.

Instead of buying meth-infused coffee from shady dealers, they grow their own coffee.

And even though Tweek is technically the manager, Craig acts like those bosses who hates it when customers are rude to their employees and don’t care if they lose business over it.

So like maybe Tweek is having issues taking an order and the customer is being a dick, and Craig’s just like “don’t worry, I got this.” And turns to the customer and is like “fucking leave.” And when they get pissed and go like “you’re losing my business!” Craig just goes “cool.”

So they both have equal parts running it. Tweek doesn’t like doing the more management-related things because of the high-stress so he leaves that up to Craig, while he deals more with customers.

And you know those coffee shops and bookstores where they have cats that roam around?

Well imagine that

But instead of cats

It’s just Stripe ❤

Bonus:

Stan: So how much is a large cup?

Tweek: $4

Cartman: Cool, we’ll need four of those. Kyle, you can pay, yeah? Oh wait, I forgot, you Jews are weird about money, aren’t yo–

Craig: That’ll be $40.

Kyle: What? But Tweek just said-

Craig: Yeah, but we hate you guys.

And so, Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman sat grumpily at their table with their $10 cups of coffee.

(But Tweek gave them free donuts and let them play with Stripe because he felt bad)

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

Hey! Stop Scrolling! This needs to be seen!

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Some things about me cause why not.

Hey! Im Tiger! Well, atleast thats what im gonna go by on this site. Im a Punch Out!! blog. Don Flamenco, Great Tiger, Aran Ryan, And Piston Hondo are my favorites, but I pretty much love everyone else. Ill probably run an ask the characters blog alongside this, but eh. Hope everyone has a good day!

Oop, Don Flamenco is a whole mood

Don Flamenco is a proud latin gay trans man. How much more iconic can you get… Carmen has been his best friend since childhood n they refer to each other as “mi amor” in Spanish. Carmen is also a trans lesbian and so is her gf

thanks for coming to my ted talk

Ah, my two fandoms combined

If you need me, I’ll just be over here, trying to process the fact that Don Flamenco and Freddy Fazbear’s themes are from the same song