Some Things About Me Cause Why Not.

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

Hey! Stop Scrolling! This needs to be seen!

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Happy Penis Friday!

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

*starts crying from Don*

cursed punch out wii thumbnails from zallard1

seriously why are some so average 

to weird

guys did you know gorillas can fly

i dont even know whats going on here its like theyre communicating 

✨ twinning!! ✨

we didnt need this shot

i do not like this face 

and my personal favorite:

this is why punch out wii was never meant to be paused on. 

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

Okay so like ACK THESE BOIS

i love them 

IT’S THEM IT’S MY FAVORITE HE/THEY/XE

Scourg