Craig Naming Many Of Them “stripe” With Various Numbers At The End

For April Fool’s Day, I went on a fake tirade on how Glass Joe from Punch Out should be the next DLC fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Here’s some of the insane ideas I tried to shove down people’s throats

I dont ship Style but like Super Best Friends

kyle hates earbuds because they always fall out of his ears but for stan he will gladly suffer through it

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

Happy Penis Friday!

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

MY PICO SHIRT CAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do you have any triggers?

Jello, Popsicles, Soup Broth. 

One

F***ing

One

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

nice

Jupiter Now Has 69 Moons

Our local gas giant has two more natural satellites added to its roster

nice

Ouch

happy to announce that my latest bout of dreaming about tumblr induced in me the conviction that tumblr had just instituted a "pet" button that appeared below all pictures of an animal so that tumblr users could pet the animal. the most notable use of this was a post with a picture of a porcupine that had a thread of users below it saying 'ouch'