I Dont Even Need The “binky Fucks My Mom Now” Edit The Originals Are So Much Funnier

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

Gregory yelling “BON VOYAGE LOVER BOY!” lovingly at Christophe after Christophe lost a fight with a pack of racoons and is now being dragged away by medics.

Share. Please. In honor or this nameless hero whom because of this letter he or she sent me, could save a life tonight. 

again, my box is always open.

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Jupiter Now Has 69 Moons

Our local gas giant has two more natural satellites added to its roster

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This is just me saying that it is perfectly okay to call me Pico, because I do kin him!

if you dont mind identifying as your kins, you're cool too. dont let people look at you weird because you're fine going by (insert character name here). ive had it happen once and its a little disheartening. dont let it get you down!

you wanna be known by as ross from spooky month? fuck yeah, do it

you dont mind being called pico from picos school? hell yeah man, you rock

being called zim from invader zim makes you happy sometimes? aw yeah dude, you're livin life.

and you dont mind being referred to as an eldritch horror being like benrey or lemon demon? youre ballin and i love you

any fandom, any character, i will call you by those names you don't mind if you want. i will hold you up by your arms and say "look at my little gir! my lil gir kinnie i love them so much and you better give them all the kisses" and those who do the same are awesome and thank you and we all appreciate every single one of you who respect names or nicknames, and every single one of you who prefer those names and nicknames.

this was random, but it just came to my head when my friends were talking about about kins and characters and stuff, so i just kinda wrote what i was thinking here. :)) have a lovely day, all of you.

Oh it’s more than just fat 🥴