when i was in fourth grade i was in the gifted program and they let us go to the library more often which meant we had more chances to take the accelerated reader tests and get points and whoever reached a certain threshold got to go to chuck e. cheese so i‘d go around asking ppl i knew had a hard time reading what their logins were and sneak in to take tests for them so they could go to chuck e. cheese too. i got caught and they didn’t let me go to chuck e. cheese but it was worth it fuck you
Btw I made punch out characters into AC villagers as well :3
Late happy birthday markimoo!
In the spirit of Halloween, here are some headcanons for what the Punch Out characters would do during this spooky season. This sort of ties into my mansion AU where they all live together in a mansion but that’s the only context you need to understand this.
Glass Joe
-Isn’t the biggest fan of candy.
-Bakes/cooks his own Halloween sweets, like cookies and cupcakes that he loves decorating.
-Favourite halloween food is candy apples.
-Doesn’t like horror movies.
-Goes through haunted houses with the others and squeals at the jumpscares.
-Makes his own costumes. They’re all incredibly silly but he tries to be scary. Nobody has the heart to tell him he isn’t.
-Really likes pocky, which Hondo introduced to him.
Von Kaiser
-Screams while giving out candy and throws them at the kids
-Doesn’t dress up.
-Helps Glass Joe decorate cookies and cupcakes.
-Watches horror movies and goes to haunted houses to prove he isn’t a coward. Ends up clinging to someone the whole time.
-Tries to go easy on the candy.
-Favourite candy is Reese’s
Disco Kid
-Dresses as musical characters or musicians. Has gone as Michael Jackson multiple times.
-Listens and dances to Thriller all the time.
-Calls October the “Spookay Season,”
-Lies about his age to go trick or treating “One is never too old for free candy!” “I’m a Disco Kid!”
-Goes to haunted houses and parties as well.
-Gets scared watching scary movies.
-Favourite candy is Starburst.
-Absolutely splurges on the candy.
King Hippo
-Eats all of the candy.
-Would try to eat it all before Halloween if it was bought pre-emptively.
-Sits at home and eats the candy.
-Is confused when the others watch horror movies.
Piston Hondo
-Gives out traditional japanese candies to trick or treaters and introduced these candies to the others.
-His favourite candy is Apollo. (A Japanese candy.)
-Still tries to eat somewhat healthy on Halloween, going easy on the candy and eating regular meals.
-Isn’t the biggest fan of American candy. “It has too much sugar.”
-Drives the others to and from parties if they need him to, but doesn’t attend himself.
-If he wears a costume at all, I could see him going as a samurai.
Bear Hugger
-Would 100% dress as a bear and you can’t convince me otherwise.
-Also splurges on candy.
-Favourite is Mike n’ Ikes.
-Watches horror movies with the others just to spend time with them.
-Loves going to parties too.
-Likes bobbing for apples.
-Gets the others to carve pumpkins with him and decorate the front of the mansion with them.
Great Tiger
-He would either be a cat or a tiger for Halloween. Either way, it’s a pretty minimalist costume.
-Each of his clones have the costume too.
-Didn’t really know what Halloween was until living in America so he just sort of goes along with what the others are doing.
-Helps the others put up decorations super high.
-Teleports away if something startles him in a haunted house. The others have trouble finding him after.
-Favourite candy is Sour Patch Kids. Would also love anything remotely spicy.
-Definitely pulls some pranks with his magic. “It’s trick or treat after all.”
-Is mostly pretty chill at the parties.
-Goes with Don Flamenco and Disco Kid when the latter trick or treats just to look at all the weird decorations (and low-key to spend time with his friends.)
Don Flamenco
-Gets super excited about putting up extravagant decorations all around the mansion and seeing all the fabulous costumes.
-Great Tiger often has to help him put the decorations in increasingly crazy places. (ie: the chandelier, the roof). Disco Kid also tries to help.
-Absolutely LOVES pocky and has definitely played the game with Carmen and maybe the others boxers at some point.
-Tries to pick a different costume every year. This year it’s a vampire.
-Goes to haunted houses with the others and is very dramatic when jumpscared. Is the same when watching horror movies.
-Brings the fruit punch to the party.
-Doesn’t have a favourite candy. Just eats all of them.
-He and Disco Kid play all of the Halloween themed songs on Just Dance and try to get Tiger involved too.
Aran Ryan
-PRANKS GALORE.
-Seriously, he’s always a prankster but he goes even more extreme on Halloween.
-Goes to multiple parties in one night, often stealing candy and wine from each.
-For some reason I like the idea of him dressing as a werewolf.
-Headbutts the water to bob for apples.
-Drinks a crap ton of alcohol as well. “It’s Halloween, I can splurge!”
-Brings alcohol to spike his punch with.
-Would definitely grief someone’s house with toilet paper.
-The most chill thing he will do is watch horror movies. In fact, he probably started that trend.
-Favourite candy is gummy worms. Probably also likes candy corn.
-Drags the others to corn mazes.
-Jumps in piles of leaves right after the others finish raking it. (Okay this one isn’t really Halloween themed but it’s something he would do.)
Soda Popinski
-He and Aran Ryan attend parties together, mixing every drink just to experiment.
-Will also help with his pranks.
-Also didn’t really know what Halloween was before America.
-Would go as a mummy. I don’t know why this came to mind, but I want it to be a thing.
-Loves any type of chocolate.
-Gives out cans of normal soda to trick or treaters. The kids love it.
-Bit of a scaredy cat when it comes to horror movies. Aran Ryan tries to awkwardly comfort him.
Aran: It’s just a dead person.
Soda: THAT IS THE PROBLEM, ARAN!
Bald Bull
-Doesn’t dress up.
-Questions the hell out of everything. (In broken english) “Why do you break the orange vegetables? What is this nonsense?!”
-Follows Bear Hugger around the whole night.
-Helps him carve pumpkins, even though it confuses him greatly.
-Viciously feasts on the candy. His favourite is Snickers.
-Bites lollipops/suckers into pieces, scaring the shit out of everyone.
-Is generally unfazed by the horror movies. If something does scare him, he will lash out at the screen.
-Tries to scare off trick or treaters.
SMM
-Would throw a party at his own mansion, inviting tons of people.
-Has the most over the top decorations, making Don super jealous.
-Tons of alcohol and candy.
-Aran and Soda grief his place and crash the party.
Mr. Sandman
-Wore a zombie costume on a dare from Disco Kid.
-He’s kinda like Bald Bull but more chill and knows what Halloween is.
-He loved trick or treating as a kid and totally went as Mike Tyson one year.
-Also bites lollipops and suckers.
-Gives out candy, since he really isn’t into the parties or haunted houses like the others.
-Scares the kids, but is more light-hearted about it.
-Watches horror movies with the others and isn’t scared at all.
-Will help Glass Joe with his Halloween snacks if requested.
-Sandman generally isn’t a prankster, but he might prank Little Mac.
-He likes the really sweet candy the best and his favourite is Hershey’s.
Doc Louis
-Loves handing out candy to the kids and often does it with Hondo and Sandman.
-Probably dresses as something cute, like a dog or something.
-Obviously really loves chocolate bars.
-Will buy the king sized ones on Halloween, with Three Musketeers and Milky Ways being his favourites.
-Along with Hondo, he tries to make sure nobody is getting into too much trouble.
-Will ride around the neighborhood on his bike to look at all the decorations. Little Mac will jog after him.
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I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier
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