The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive.
— The literal definition of Katara
Hermione: Don’t worry, I still have a few books up my sleeve.
Ron: I think you mean cards-
Harry: No, she doesn’t.
Hermione: *pulling out Hogwarts, A History from her sleeve* No, I don’t.
Fishlegs: I fell—
Snotlout: From heaven?
Fishlegs: No, I literally fell—
Snotlout: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Fishlegs: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Snotlout: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Tuffnut: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Hiccup, tired: Please, just say fuck.
Heather: What are the hardest things to say?
Astrid: I was wrong.
Hiccup: I need help.
Tuffnut: Worcestershire sauce!
Ruffnut: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Hiccup: It isn’t smirking at anyone, you’re all just imagining it.
Tuffnut: Three of us saw it, Hiccup. How do you explain that?
Hiccup: *points at Astrid* Sleep deprivation.
Hiccup: *points at Fishlegs* Paranoia.
Hiccup: *points at Snotlout* Delusional personality disorder.
Snotlout: *Gasp*
Hiccup: wHAT?
Snotlout: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Hiccup: *inhales*
Fishlegs, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?
Ruffnut: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
Astrid: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Snotlout: Um, make lemonade?
Astrid: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!
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