Astrid: You Need To Man Up.

Astrid: You need to man up.

Tuffnut: Man up? That's sexist.

Tuffnut: I'm sOrRy bUt I DoN't sEe GeNdEr, SIr.

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1 year ago

Gustav: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?

Fishlegs: Tell them how you really feel.

Hiccup: Slowly distance yourself from them.

Astrid: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.

Gustuv, being handed a sword: … well heck.


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1 year ago

Fishlegs: I fell—

Snotlout: From heaven?

Fishlegs: No, I literally fell—

Snotlout: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Fishlegs: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Snotlout: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.


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2 years ago

Heather: This is a mug

Astrid: Here you go, Heather, a nice hot cup of coffee! Heather: It's cold. Astrid: A nice cup of coffee. Heather: It's horrible! Astrid: Cup of coffee. Heather: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. Astrid: C U P.


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2 weeks ago
This YouTube Comment Has Been On My Mind Since I Finished SOTR So This Is What I Came Up With:

This YouTube comment has been on my mind since I finished SOTR so this is what I came up with:

Lucy Gray was the mockingbird, living on the outskirts of district 12 and was there at the wrong time when they were forced to stay there after the Dark Days. They were subjected to the Capitol’s politics despite not being a part of Panem, technically speaking. Lucy Gray became part of the Games and, likewise, the mockingbird became affiliated with the Capitol through the jabberjay’s release into the woods, but it still continued to sing its own song.

Haymitch was the jabberjay, a Capitol tool that did what it had to in order to survive. The Capitol thought they could control them, but they retaliated in the form of rebellion. Haymitch refused to be a piece in their game and tried to end it, and the jabberjay, in the eyes of the Capitol, created a freak of nature that showed the Capitol’s lack of complete control.

Katniss was the mockingjay, a slap in the face of the Capitol, something that was never meant to exist. Together, the song of the mockingbird that lived on for generations and the stubbornness of the jabberjay that refused to die, the mockingjay had the best of both worlds. It was a symbol of rebellion and unity.

1 year ago

Ruffnut: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Hiccup: It isn’t smirking at anyone, you’re all just imagining it.

Tuffnut: Three of us saw it, Hiccup. How do you explain that?

Hiccup: *points at Astrid* Sleep deprivation.

Hiccup: *points at Fishlegs* Paranoia.

Hiccup: *points at Snotlout* Delusional personality disorder.


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1 year ago

Tuffnut: Can we get a birthday cake?

Hiccup: It’s not your birthday.

Tuffnut: The cake won’t know!


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