Astrid: You need to man up.
Tuffnut: Man up? That's sexist.
Tuffnut: I'm sOrRy bUt I DoN't sEe GeNdEr, SIr.
*Hermione carrying the groceries*
Hermione: Hey, do you have any bags?
Harry: The only bags I have are under my eyes, and their specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Hermione:
Hermione: A simple ‘no’ would have sufficed.
Me: I’m actually feeling pretty good about myself for once
Life: omg I’m so sorry I’ll fix that right away
Fishlegs: I fell—
Snotlout: From heaven?
Fishlegs: No, I literally fell—
Snotlout: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Fishlegs: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Snotlout: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.
Snotlout: For what?
Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*
Tuffnut: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Hiccup: I have dragon-like reflexes
Tuffnut: Prove it.
Hiccup: *sees dragon*
Hiccup: I like that dragon.
Snotlout: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
Ruffnut: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Hiccup: It isn’t smirking at anyone, you’re all just imagining it.
Tuffnut: Three of us saw it, Hiccup. How do you explain that?
Hiccup: *points at Astrid* Sleep deprivation.
Hiccup: *points at Fishlegs* Paranoia.
Hiccup: *points at Snotlout* Delusional personality disorder.
She/HerHarry Potter; How To Train Your Dragon; Marvel; AtLA; Throne of Glass; The Dragon Prince; ACOTAR
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