Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.
Snotlout: For what?
Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*
Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?
Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.
Ruffnut: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Hiccup: It isn’t smirking at anyone, you’re all just imagining it.
Tuffnut: Three of us saw it, Hiccup. How do you explain that?
Hiccup: *points at Astrid* Sleep deprivation.
Hiccup: *points at Fishlegs* Paranoia.
Hiccup: *points at Snotlout* Delusional personality disorder.
Astrid: Hiccup, we need to talk.
Hiccup: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
Ruffnut: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
Natasha: I came into this world kicking and screaming and covered in someone else’s blood. I’m not afraid to leave it the same way.
Clint: Are you… okay?
Tuffnut: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Hiccup, tired: Please, just say fuck.
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