Tuffnut: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Ruffnut: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
Snotlout: *Gasp*
Hiccup: wHAT?
Snotlout: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Hiccup: *inhales*
Fishlegs, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?
During HTTYD 1:
Hiccup: I'm too young to die!
Gobber: I'm not but I still don't want to
Hiccup: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Astrid: How so?
Hiccup: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
Tuffnut: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Hiccup, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
Harry: Can’t you just admit you made a mistake?
Hermione *drinking her tea*: I prefer it with salt
[Clint and Natasha fighting]
Natasha: In fact, you just lost ‘Nat’ privileges. From now on, you can call me ‘Romanoff’ or ‘hey, you’.
Clint: Come on, Nat.
Natasha: [ignores Clint]
Clint: Come on, hey you.
Snotlout: I’m bisexual and confused.
Snotlout: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.
She/HerHarry Potter; How To Train Your Dragon; Marvel; AtLA; Throne of Glass; The Dragon Prince; ACOTAR
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