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Henry: * randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in his hand* hey guys what’s up? [Click for better Image Quality (Please don’t these are literal Sketches)]

(Oh no I have to Tag this)

*Modern au*

Hyrule: When will Ted himself... Finally show up to the talk?

Wind: The final boss.

Four: You guys do realize that TEDtalks stand for technology, entertainment, and design talks right?

Wild: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

You: *on the phone* Wong? I need your help! I-

Wong: is the Sanctum on fire?

You: …no?

Wong: then it’s not an emergency *hangs up*

Wanda: well? what did he say? what do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

You: apparently it’s not an emergency

Stephen: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??

Dazai: Sit on his lap and feel him get hard.

Atsushi: You leave those mall Santa’s alone!

Ron Speirs: Synonyms are so weird, because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if i invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die.

Harry Welsh: My favorite is explaining the difference between a “butt dial” and a “booty call”.

Lewis Nixon: Also this one: “forgive me father, i have sinned” and “sorry daddy, i’ve been naughty”

Dick Winters: Language is now banned.

Sayu: I appreciate that you make me feel exceptional

Light: I appreciate that you make me feel normal

I’ve seen Sayu Is Kira AU and Sayu Helps Light Be Kira AU but what about Sayu Stops Light Before He Becomes Kira AU??

The good beast of the christian family Toffe inside the dark of the fear Namira aside with her big brother Rasticore force alone

“I don’t realize that a event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and everyone starts looking at me weird.”

-Jin

Ouji: What would you do if I got kidnapped?

Arafune: Wait 30 minutes until they return you voluntarily.

Inukai: Why does everyone always think were together?

Kageura: Maybe it’s because you keep holding my hand and calling me “ babe “.

Kako: Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. As if it’s my fault.

Kitazoe: Why is Inukai asleep on your shoulder?

Kageura: Shut up! This is sweet!

Kitazoe: An hour ago you were complaining that he was annoying.

Kageura: I changed my mind.

Yotaro: Can I get a cursed fact about space?

Hyuse: If you go there you die?

Kumagai: Careful, if you keep being so sweet to me, people will start thinking you’re in love with me.

Nasu: What could I have ever possibly done that you think I’m not?

Kizaki: If you ever need anything, I’m available 24/6.

Chika: Don’t you mean 24/7?

Kizaki: No, Saturdays are for date nights with Kazama.

Ouji: God, you’re so clingy.

Arafune: You came into my bed?!

Azuma: So…. Mind if I ask about the skull in your room?

Mako: Sure. Which one?

Jin: Being in love with Tachikawa is not always cute or romantic. Sometimes it’s pushing his face away because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he has no sense of self-preservation.

Jin: Update, Tachikawa got bronchitis! You’ll never guess how!

Yuba: It’s called ukelele screamo and it’s art.

Izuho: Physically, yes, I could fight Chika.

Izuho: But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

I saw this on my dash, had to draw it

Put a couple neurtoxin in, you got breakfast