Incorrect Quote - Blog Posts

I like my fandoms

Burgertron: Just be yourself. Aki: 'Be myself'? Burgertron, I have one day to win Sonic over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Suna: Couple weeks. Bert: Six months. Frostferatu: Jury’s still out. Aki: See, Burgertron? Aki: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Megaman Fully Charged incorrect quote

Bert: So what’s for dinner? Aki, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

3rd incorrect quote

Dr. Light: Okay, truth or dare? Dr. Wily: Truth Dr. Light: How many hours have you slept this week? Dr. Wily: Dr. Wily: …Dare Dr. Light: Go to bed. Dr. Wily: I don’t like this game.

2nd incorrect post

Rock: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Copy Bot, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Made a Mega Man incorrect quote using a generator

Rock: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Roll: Plane tickets? Bass: Concert tickets? Copy Bot: Prostitution? Rock, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

"Imagine if you will, that there was a world where a based white boy who has that black teen swagger and is goated with the sauce lost his rizz. Can this jit say that his drip is bussin when he can't rizz up the local gyatt, no cap fr? Can this mid simp get the glowup and slay once more? Find out on this episode of, The Twilight Zone."

Windara ending in BO AU be like:

Reramos: Tell me your name, you feathered piece of shit.

Angin: Can you feel the struggle within? Can you feel your heart burning? The fear within me is beyond anything your rotting soul can make

Reramos: I- I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU!

Meanwhile, at the other side of the room

Ying: Hey, what the heck does that mean?

Cahaya: Decay exist as an extant form of life!

Ying: … That’s a terrifying answer.

Cahaya: :)

BBB brother ordeal au

Judge of death

The beasts that had been mixed with 1407 were the birds of death and change

They heavily associate with helping lingering souls pass on, they were collected from the planet "Windara"

If we persisted, we would remove the role as judge unto 1407 so that there would be no other goal worth coming than our decisions

But alas, that didnt come to and it was nothing more than just a mere spare

Angin had woken in a foreign land, it was difficult to move as he was weak and hungry,

he could not process his movements and could not gain any determination as he understood that he had been thrown away. He remained unmoving until something had encountered him, as it seemed to be a gigantic feline.

He had thought, he has reached his fate, but he should not be the one to determine his own fate as he still has his role as judge to advance upon.

He awoke to somewhat a man, He had thought he was brought back to the lab until he got clearer vision, this man was moreso but a young teen, seemingly cleaning his arm which was shaped like a blade.

Confused, he tried getting up, and once his vision fixed itself, he noticed that this boy had his neck numbered "1403"

Se eu não confio nem em mim, não esperes que eu confie em ti!

“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.”

— Captain Ron Speirs

Speirs: Lip stop worrying about it! I'm fine. It was just a splinter.

Lipton: You were IMPALED!

Speirs: It was a large splinter.

Frank Perconte: I am very small.

Frank Perconte: And right now I have no money.

Frank Perconte: So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.

Imagine the Easy boys finding a frickin' flame thrower.

Lipton: We are not taking the flame thrower-

Speirs: *grabs the flame thrower and uses it in mid air* BURN BABY BURN

Easy Company: *hides behind Lipton*

Ron Speirs: Synonyms are so weird, because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if i invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die.

Harry Welsh: My favorite is explaining the difference between a “butt dial” and a “booty call”.

Lewis Nixon: Also this one: “forgive me father, i have sinned” and “sorry daddy, i’ve been naughty”

Dick Winters: Language is now banned.

“I tried to talk to him and be his friend, but that’s like trying to be friends with an evil snail.”

— Skinny Sisk about Liebgott

Magneto's Kids incorrect quotes

Peter getting a small injury

Peter:"I'm dying"

Pietro:"No you're not"

Peter:"Every things getting dark"

Pietro:"It's night you moron"

Peter getting a serious injury

Peter:"It's fine I'll just walk it off"

Wanda:"There's a freak sword going through your stomach"

Peter:"Yeah...You think I can keep it?"

Percy winning with finger guns :) 🔫👉

percy, holding out his fist in his palm: ok wise girl. rock paper scissors time. if i win, i get to pick the movie for date night

annabeth, doing the same: fine, but if i win, we move back across the country to that house in westchester that i love

grover, looking over in alarm: what?! how is that even—

percy, nodding firmly: deal. rock pap—

Viktor: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if you invite someone to your cabin in the woods, they're going to die.

Five: Yes, it's called "connotation".

Allison: My personal favorite is butt dial vs booty call.

Klaus: Mine is "forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" vs "sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty".

Luther: Great news! Language is now cancelled!

Velvet Sapphire and her 3 Children Rubies

This is based off of one of the incorrect quotes I’ve seen floating around tumblr. If you know where it’s form feel free to let me know so I can credit.

“The only thing stopping me is my lack of a driver’s liscence and emotional ambition!”

— Me, 2019

Kakashi: Oh man I can’t wait to get smashed tonight! How about you Ob-

Obito: ._.

Kakashi: O-Oh r-right. Sorry

If you think about it necromancy is really just recycling

Hunter, climbing through Darius' window at 3am: Is four followers a lot?

Darius, locking the window and shutting his blinds: Depends on the context. On penstagram? No. In a dark alley? Kind of.

Some traditional art because I finally have time to draw in my notebook again :D

Bonus:

Yes this is a Sonic snapcube reference

Guess who went to see The Wild Robot over the weekend and sobbed the entire time :D

Anyway it’s my current hyperfixation so enjoy a funny thing™️ of Roz and Fink! 🫶

Fink: How did you break your leg?

Roz, pointing at the lake: Do you see those stones?

Fink: Yes

Roz: I didn’t

Iceman @ Maverick in og Top Gun: You’re stupid and I know better than you (derogatory and slightly sexual)

Iceman @ Maverick in TGM: You’re stupid and I know better than you (lovingly)