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Shifty: Oh, fiddlesticks
Grant: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.
Speirs: Lip stop worrying about it! I'm fine. It was just a splinter.
Lipton: You were IMPALED!
Speirs: It was a large splinter.
Perconte: “....Speirs is going to kill us for this, isn't he?”
Christenson: “....Maybe we shouldn’t tell him.”
Speirs: “Maybe you shouldn’t tell me what?”
Roe: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, and a really dark sense of humor.
Luz: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Toye: No, I said “George don’t lick the swing set" and you said "Don’t tell me what to do Joe". And then you licked the swing set.
Speirs: People who breathe die, so just don’t!
Luz and Babe: *Pulling up to a Jack in the box*
Luz: Hello, is Jack in? *snickering*
Drive through attendant: Uh...
Babe: Or is Jack off?
Luz and Babe: *High five and drive away*
Webster: *Yelling across the parking lot at a gas station* Buy me a diet Dr. Pepper!
Liebgott: *Yelling back* I ain't buying you shit!
Liebgott: *Buys it for him anyways*
Imagine the Easy boys finding a frickin' flame thrower.
Lipton: We are not taking the flame thrower-
Speirs: *grabs the flame thrower and uses it in mid air* BURN BABY BURN
Easy Company: *hides behind Lipton*
Babe: I lost my boots on the jump, do you think Captain Winters would let me wear my crocs?
Guarnere: Into battle????!
Babe: Theyre camo print
it was called band of brothers for a reason