Roe: What Doesn’t Kill You Gives You A Lot Of Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, And A Really Dark Sense

Luz: What makes you think I'm flirting with you?

Toye: Why are you naked on my bed?

Luz: Don't try to change the subject.

I have my own personal headcanon that Shifty would just find little creatures and put them in his coat pockets. For example

Sobel “private…why is your pocket squirming?”

Shifty “there is a turtle inside, sir.”

Sobel “…god dammit. Go put it back.”

Toye: Lions can hunt and kill their own food by the time they’re 3 months old. I just watched Luz try to find his phone, and it was in his other hand... I can’t believe we’re at the top of the food chain.

Shifty Powers as Artemis

Don’t ask why, I don’t know

Speirs, at a bar, very drunk: I don’t know why people make such a big deal out of lying. It’s super easy. You just say stuff. My mom thought I was straight until I was 17. You still think my name is Speirs.

Lipton: WAIT WHAT

Look at this gif for three reasons.  

1. Talbert looking so adorable and a bit confused

2. Shifty being a literal puppy 

3.  Doc Roe….DOC FREAKING ROE!  Must you be so concerned all the time with that beautiful baby face.

@gilove2dance , what have I gotten myself into!

In this house we love and respect David Kenyon Webster.