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David Webster - Blog Posts
Everyone, when hearing an incoming:
Meanwhile Speirs:
Don’t you agree that cottage core Webgott
Isnt cottage core Webgott just
Winters: One of my youngests, David, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, George, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
Nixon: Man I don’t know how you deal with these kids. They look like a handful.
Winters: *watching Liebgott strangle Webster, Luz and Malarkey randomly screaming, Talbert trying to set fire to a sleeping Guarnere, and Toye choking on air*
Winters: I don’t know either.
more easy company men as tumblr shit posts because this is my only hobby atm
no i will not elaborate
Webster: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Liebgott: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!
Web: I think you're over-thinking it.
Lieb: l think you're *under*thinkng it.
stephen e ambrose when researching easy company for band of brothers:
happy nineteenth anniversary, band of brothers
we few, we happy few, we band of brothers
Liebgott about Webster probably at some point: I got a bitch with a fat ass and a good credit score 😛
Band of Brothers & Troubled Birds
Webster: 👁👄👁
Liebgott: Webster, you arrogant slut.
Skinny: Living with Web and Lieb is so difficult. They be in their rooms yelling “I ATE THE DIVORCE PAPERS THAT’S RIGHT I GOBBLED THEM RIGHT UP” and i’m just supposed to keep quite & eat my oats like nothing’s happening
Liebgott: look can we just skip the whole fight thing? It's getting a bit tedious
Webster: "Tedious"?? have you been reading again?
Omega Webster leaving sweet little bits of poetry lines around for Alpha Liebgott who’s terrified because he’s seen Annabelle: Creation and now swears he’s being haunted by a demonic doll- This is absolutely going into my drafts idc that it’s stupid
Webster: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.
Liebgott: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.
Easy Company Sleepover??
The chaos
Heffron: EYYY WHO’S STILL UP?
Toye: *squints* Well me now, dipshit
Guarnere: SHH I need at least 10 hours if I’m gonna look fresh tomorrow
Talbert: Ok, seriously everyone simmer down, let’s just sleep
No one:
Webster: …What’s the meaning of life?
Liebgott: cAn wE nOt??
Shifty: Guys pls be quiet or Captain Winters will hear us
Luz: Wait turn the lights on, I can’t find Malarkey!
Malarkey: I’m under the bed!
Skinny: What the actual f—
Muck: That looks so fun! *gets under bed*
Penkala: Midnight pillow fight! *hits Gordon*
Gordon: Ow! What the hell is in your pillowcase? Fuck, I’m bleeding!
Roe: *asleep*
Christenson: Shhh did you guys hear that?
Speirs (outside peeping in the window): be silent.
Luz: Earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Webster: I am begging you to stop.
Al Mampre, the last of WWII’s Easy Company (Band of Brothers) medics passed today at 97.
During his time in Holland he survived a shot from a sniper while tending to Lt. Bob Brewer.
“Like a… . mule kicked me in the leg,” he told the West Point Center for Oral History. “I looked back there, and it’s laid open right to the bone… .I gave myself a shot of morphine… . I didn’t want to go into shock.”
easy company as text messages from my apush groupchat
Ok so get this, inktober prompts but with band of brother characters.
ronnie ft. sharkboy
*Webgott in an argument*
Webster: you know what? Fuck you!
Liebgott: I already did!
Webster: ...
Liebgott: -and I did it real good
Webster: ...
Webster: ...
Webster: you did.
Webster: *Yelling across the parking lot at a gas station* Buy me a diet Dr. Pepper!
Liebgott: *Yelling back* I ain't buying you shit!
Liebgott: *Buys it for him anyways*
in this house we respect david webster OR ELSE