David Webster - Blog Posts

webster: hey joe we really shouldn’t do this -

liebgott: snitches get stitches and end up in ditches DAVID

the office x webbgott

i present to you:

easy co as new girl quotes

*none of the gifs are mine*

winters

nixon

spiers

guarnere

toye

roe

babe

lipton @ spiers

webster @ liebgott

bonus:

sobel

part 2??

thanks @floydtab again for your help 💕

webster’s favorite shark is the whale shark i take no criticism

spot the difference challenge 2020

webster’s favorite shark is the whale shark i take no criticism

spot the difference challenge 2020

Ah yes. Me. My model boyfriend. And his abnormally large shark plushy from the aquarium he always visits.

How about Speirs/Webster and Speirs/Winters for the ship game?:)

You got it! 😊 Speirs/Webster = 1 and Speirs/Winters = 2

Who digs through the toy bin at thrift stories

Neither of them have ever really gone through the toy bin. Although, one day Webster spotted a really cool shark diving playset (the little boat came with a shark diving cage and everything!) and ever since then he sort of eyeballs the toy bin as a sort of quick scan for more goodies as he walks by.

If Speirs and Winters are at the thrift store, they`re after one thing - furniture. They both like to work with their hands and they find it deeply satisfying to find furniture (or other items) that they can fix up and make their own. You could say the furniture section is their toy bin.

Who gives better hugs

Webster. I mean, look at that soft Disney prince looking boy and tell me he doesn`t give the softest, most full-of-love hugs!

Winters. Hugs from Winters are one of the most comforting things on planet earth. If you could somehow bottle that feeling and sell it, you'd be rich.

(I`m sorry, Speirs loses on both counts here. Hugs from Speirs are too quick and too far between to win. But when he does hug? He gives the other person a damn good squeeze - albeit a quick one)

Who does absolutely nothing on a day off

If Webster can spend a whole day with his face buried in a book, he will. Speirs prefers to be productive - he`s a man that likes to feel accomplished. It works out well between them because Speirs is very good at finding a project to do on his own, leaving Webster free to devour as many words as he can.

As said above, Speirs and Winters both like to work with their hands. Restoring and fixing old furniture is a big time de-stresser for both of them. They can easily spend the entire weekend in the garage, in companionable silence, working away on their latest project and consider it an incredibly relaxing weekend. However, if either of them is going to have a “lazy day” it will probably be Winters. Winters would be someone who is content relaxing in his backyard, a book or crossword puzzle in his hand (and having an occasional nap too).

Who prefers gold and who prefers silver

Speirs has no preference - he`ll take whatever he can lay his hands on.

Webster and Winters both have a preference for gold.

Who looks better in stripes

Neither of Webster nor Speirs wear stripes. It isn`t really either of their styles. But if forced to wear stripes? Speirs is probably going to look best in them.

Winters! I know I`ve said it before but I wish I could find this picture of Damian Lewis in a striped shirt that I know I`ve seen before because he looked good. (Unless I`ve just imagined said picture?? It`s possible) Either way, he can rock the stripes.

Who wears “dad hats”

Both Webster and Speirs wear dad hats. And they look cute in them too.

Winters does not wear dad hats. He`s not really a fan of hats in general to be honest. 

Who excessively quotes shows or movies

Out of all 3 of the people involved in this ask, Webster is the only one who quotes shows/movies. He doesn`t do it excessively but every once in a while, if the situation calls for it, Webster can repeat word for word almost every line of his favorite movies. It`s actually quite impressive how much he has perfectly memorized. 

Who saves everything because “we could use it for something someday”

Webster is a practical person. He saves only what could absolutely be necessary but he doesn`t like much clutter. Speirs is your basic human sized magpie. He`s always bringing trinkets home because they`re “neat” - practicality be damned.

Like I just said, Speirs has stuff. He collects all kinds of odds and ends because they interest him. WInters collects practical things that always end up coming in handy down the line. He has an oddly accurate knack for knowing what might be useful in the future.

Who piles on the blankets

Webster loves cuddling in to a pile of blankets. If he had an aesthetic, it might be called something like “cozy academia”. Speirs tolerates, but doesn't participate in, Webster`s blanket-fest.

Winters and Speirs are both efficient people when it comes to blankets. They like to get one real good blanket instead of having a bunch of them. Sure, it can be expensive, but they know quality is worth it.

Who drowns everything in chocolate

Webster likes any kind of chocolate but he`s not someone who would go out of his way for chocolate or eat it all the time. Speirs isn`t that kind of person either and he only really eats chocolate with nuts in it. Or chocolate pretzels. Speirs needs the sweetness balanced with some salt.

I maintain that Winters has a sweet tooth that mostly expresses itself in his year-round hot chocolate habit. It`s basically like his one vice. Speirs gets a kick out of it and always makes sure there`s hot chocolate mix in the house. He even buys it in bulk sometimes in the winter because it can get a bit hard to find in the summer months.

Liebgott : I could kill you if I wanted to , Webster

Webster : Yeah? So could another human being.

Liebgott :

Webster : So could a dog.

Liebgott :

Webster : So could a dedicated duck.

Liebgott :

Webster : You aren’t special , Liebgott.

Nobady :

Absolutely nobady in easy company:

David Webster :

alright webgotts out there, i don’t know if this is something you’ve all noticed and screamed over a billion times or not, but i feel the need to mention it because i just spotted it: when liebgott’s trying to drag web aside to bug him for information on the patrol, nudging him in the shoulder and back won’t make him move, so lieb gets him by the back of the neck and moves him that way.

just. saying.

In this house we love and respect David Kenyon Webster.

I mean....

@sunnyshifty @baberoeeee @softliebgott @speirtons @bandofbrothersworld @geniedocroe

Thank you @lightbrite-rebel for the tag 💕

rules: the last celeb you have saved on your phone is your quarantine buddy.

Nice group 🤭

I tag @amourdesetoiles @spooky-shelby @merlinaknight @scent-ofbooks

Since we are all quarantined in my state there is nothing to do. Please tell which band of brothers boy I should draw to cure my boredom. I will post each drawing.

David Kenyon Webster, everybody

Malarkey: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Webster: Oh, come on. I’m not that good looking.

Muck: Yeah, you are.

Liebgott: You kind of are.

Easy Company in a food fight (1/?)

@indigosandviolets and I were chatting together about how Easy Company would have a food fight and this is what we came up with:

Liebgott: *uses his hershy chocolate syrup to spray people*

Guarnere and Perconte: *throwing the crappy spaghetti at each other*

Nixon isn't even in the food fight 'cause he's drinking all the alcohol

Malarkey starts throwing mash potatoes at people: i don't care if i start another potatoe famine, this is WAR

Winters staying in the kitchen and a handful of potatoes goes right by his head, he looks back it for a second, looks back at Malarkey and then slowly ducks under the counter

Spina, also drinking with Nixon: *looks at Babe* How are you still alive?

Babe, who has somehow not been touched by any food even though he’s standing on the tables: i have no idea!!

Doc is throwing baguettes: THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU YALL DIDN'T GIVE ME SIZZORS

Speirs goes all Chuck Norris and he uses a rubber band to fling food. Let's say he does it David and Goliath style.

Speirs hits Bull right between the eyes, and Bull then proceeds to pick it off and pelt it at him

Welsh has the box of Lucky Charms cereal and making it rain: TASTE THE RAINBOW YOU BITCHES

Luz uses cookies as frisbees

Buck is going Rambo with the baloney

no one DARES hit Martin

Except Webster who almost hits Martin with a bratwurst sausage but Martin dodges like Matrix style

Malarkey somehow gets his hands on a whole head of lettuce

Penkala and Skip use Cheezits as ninja stars

Lieb: Web is a bit sore from last night.

Chuck: Oh?

Lieb: He and I were fighting over the last piece of chocolate. I got a bit intense.

Webster: Is Joe here?

Grant: You know what?

[Joe jumping out the window in the background]

Grant: He just left.

Webster: [Smiles]

Liebgott, slams hands on table: That’s it, I’m killing him!

Grant: Or you could man up and finally ask him out.

Liebgott: Killing him is easier.

Eion Bailey’s Jawline.

That’s it. That’s the post.

Webster: *sees two bees flying around a garden*

Webster: i wonder.,. if....they’re friends..

My fav part of all the vid diaries

Nixon: The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.

Webster: I would say infinitesimally.

Liebgott: Yes, and I would say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Easy company as cats

Dick -  Big ginger tomcat who always finds the best hiding spots to catch birds, well-mannered and rarely ever meows. Spends most of the day outside or curled up pressed to his owner, never bothering anyone though. Has a neat collar with a classic little nametag. You can trust him not to make any trouble if you forget to let him out into the garden when you leave for work in the morning. He likes water and sometimes stays outside in the rain chasing raindrops. Is best friends with the neighbour’s black persian.

Nix - Said black persian. His owners keep him in absolute luxury, feeding him tuna every day and brushing out the knots in his fur, but he runs out through his little cat door each afternoon and gets it messy again. Taught Dick how to use that cat door and now they trot in and out of the house as they please. Nix drinks milk at both of their places and scoffs at water. Generally lazy, but doesn’t protest against stroking or cuddling.

Speirs - Cat of unknown origin, possibly stray, always sitting on the fence or on the porch staring inside all creepily without blinking. Has beautiful black and white markings, a real magpie cat. Presents various carcasses to Lipton and sometimes live prey to play with. Once in a while, he lets Lipton groom his head and ears, but no human you know of has been able to catch him. Leaves half a rabbit on your doormat at night so that you can step on it in the morning.

Lipton - Is a huge cat with sandy-dark brown fur that stands every which way in tufts. Got bitten at the hip by a dog and almost died, but his owners didn’t give up on him and he healed with only a small scar as a reminder. He’s really nice and friendly, calm, lets children play with him and curls up on your chest to purr when you’re sick or depressed. Isn’t afraid of fireworks. Has disappeared for two days once and you found him in the shed with the bicolor stray, lethargic from an infection, but mostly warm in a box of work clothes the stray seemed to have claimed as his bed.

Luz - Long-haired siamese cat that keeps running around the house and meows for no damn reason. If you don’t pay attention to him, he tries meowing at different pitches. Seems to understand how conversations work, because he makes tiny “mrow” sounds when you talk to him. Likes to hide behind the bookshelf and wait until you pass by to attack-hug your leg with (mostly) soft paws, then runs off again. Gets crazy from laser pointers and can practically run up the wall chasing the little red dot. 

Toye - Battered stray that got adopted by Luz’s owners from the death row. One of his hind legs broke and healed wrong before he was caught, so he has a limp. He’s unfriendly and doesn’t like to be touched, keeps growling if you pick him up, and he has real sharp claws that no one dared trim yet. He’s a little on the thin side right now, but his new owners are trying to cure him back to health. In the evening, he likes to curl up with Luz in a nest they share. Doesn’t play.

Babe - Ragdoll kitten, isn’t mature yet. Purrs at the slightest touch. True to his breed, goes boneless and soft if you pick him up, and everyone wants to cuddle with him. Once, he got stung by an insect and his right paw swelled to twice its original size. Considers rolling onto his back and batting at your fingers as the most enjoyable playtime. He likes to go up to adult cats and jump on them or eat their food, but they don’t tend to hiss at him for some reason. Strictly indoor cat.

Roe - Slender chartreux cat who likes to groom your hair with his cute pink tongue. Lives with Babe and carries him by his scruff like a momma even though he’s a male cat. Been lost a few times before, so he became an indoor cat too, because his owners prefer to keep him safe. When it’s cold, he tucks his paws under his body and sleeps like a loaf of bread. Eats chocolate whenever he can, fishing out the wrappers from the trashbin when he’s naughty.

Webster - Mostly indoor cat, a white angora with blue eyes. Came from the best breeder in town, is a frequent contestant on cat shows. He even learnt a few tricks from his owner. He’s very docile and practically offers himself when it’s time for his evening brush or a regular nail trim. He can walk on a leash without trouble and wears knit socks without fuss. Stays still when his owner wants pictures. Has a sensitive stomach and pukes on the carpet if he doesn’t get good food, is allowed to sit on the kitchen counter.

Liebgott - Scrawny tabby streetcat that hangs out in Webster’s territory and sprays on the bushes. He and Webster get into noisy fights every week, sometimes through the glass of a window or the screen door. Webster’s owners are upset about it, fearing that Lieb is going to scratch Web’s beautiful face up, but once, they accidentally let Web out on his own and find him and Lieb pressing their noses together curiously. Lieb can be coaxed into a short petting, but he bites when he gets bored of it. Made the neighbour’s Rottweiler howl once by clawing at its nose.

Guarnere - “Tomcat of the block”. Goes out on his daily prowl at night and chases after the female cats, dropping litters around the neighbourhood for the lucky owners to take care of. He’s striped like a tiger and has an M on his forehead. He’s small but can be ferocious when it comes to what he thinks is his. He kept puffing up when he saw Dick a few houses down the street, but he entered Dick’s territory once, got smacked in the nose, and now he’s okay with simply keeping his respectful distance. Is on a special diet because of a urinary infection.

Shifty - An adorable Scottish fold. He’s a talented bird hunter and can jump surprisingly high. Was hit by a car once just when he finally got home from a vet visit, but got away with a few broken bones. He has such sad eyes that it’s a challenge not to pick him up all the time. If you take him into your arms, he headbutts your neck affectionately. Seems to stare at and watch invisible things sometimes, staying motionless in hunting position for minutes. He sleeps with his owner at night.

Malarkey - Used to be a fearful kitten, walking around staying low and close to the ground, but he doesn’t much mind noise now. Gets confused at times when things change, for example, it takes days for him to tuck in without hesitation when you buy him a new brand of food. Has his own basket next to his owner’s armchair and likes to hide there, sometimes sticking his head out and staring warily for a minute or two before settling back down. Sometimes, he wanders into the garage and gets oil stains on his ash-colored fur, so his owner has to bathe him regularly.

Talbert - He’s a gorgeous bengal cat with big green eyes. Very agile and smart, likes to play with pieces of yarn and loves climbing trees. Always greets his owner at the end of a workday by running up to the car with his tail in the air. His favourite sleeping place is under the rosebushes. Likes to lurk around in the dark at night, but sometimes that gets him into trouble, like that time when he broke a vase and got a piece of it wedged in his paw. Dick’s other neighbour, they like to sunbathe together.

Now, who’s who in the pictures below? And which kitten would you take home with you?

Webster: I just... I just can’t deal with this anymore! *buries his face in his hands and starts crying*

Liebgott, am emotionally stunted man who has no idea how to comfort people: Oh...You’re- um- crying...Please...don’t do that...

Webster: *sees two bees flying around a garden*

Webster: i wonder.,. if....they’re friends..